A rainy alley behind The Talon. Jason steps outside and sees a waiting town car. He gets into the back seat. Jane Seymour, looking pretty glamorous in a froofy red coat, seems happy to see him. She says she knows he doesn't want to talk to her, but that every mother has a right to see her son. He says she's not there to see her. "Is it so terrible to want to meet your girlfriend?" she asks. He's mad about the way she went about it. He says that, this time, things are different. He says he'll come see Jane Seymour when he's ready. She asks when that will be. He tells her she can't come back to Smallville. Jane Seymour says she's glad he's happy. She calls Lana "an enchanting girl" (har har), and says she can see why Jason would go to the middle of nowhere to be with her. She calls Lana "special." Oh, jeez. She says she knew Jason would meet someone like Lana someday. Jason stares at her. "Did I meet her by accident or not?" he asks. His mom laughs and asks how else he'd meet her. Mysterious music plays. She leans over to kiss him on the cheek. "I'll wait to hear from you," she says. Jason is confused and scared. He exits the car. In the rain, he turns back and watches the town car drive off. The camera cranes up high as lightning flashes and thunder crashes. We go to black.
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