Talon. Lana is writing some sort of note, and I think it says something about "Tim Bryce." Tina Bryce? Dr. Bryce? The Hell? Damn you, calligraphy! Chloe comes up and fills us in that it's to do with the wedding and that she wasn't invited. Lana looks uncomfortable. Chloe says it's not like she's waiting for a glass slipper and all that fairy-tale jazz. Lana laughs because what's better than giggling at Chloe's self-flagellation? Lana's not convinced that she won't be Servant Girl at the wedding. Chloe asks if that's what Lana was doing till 2 AM the night before. Uh... Lana says, "Yeah!" totally fake-like. As Lana prepares Chloe some coffee to shut her up, Chloe says she'd be willing to help. Clark comes up. He asks for a double espresso. Oh man. Gayest order ever. I bet Clark will raise his pinky when he drinks from the tiny cup. Chloe asks if Clark was "burning the midnight oil last night." I just hope his bed wasn't burning. Long pause. Clark looks to Lana. She looks back. Clark sorta-lies that he was working on a toast for Lex's dinner. Chloe gets the hint. Pete walks up for the sole purpose of contrasting the awkwardness. "Everybody okay?" he asks. Shut it, Pete. We'll call you when we need the DVD set pimped on the show. Clark: "Yeah." Chloe: "Great." Lana: "Perfect." Yes, you are, Lana. Yes you are. Pete and Clark take off. Chloe says she has ashes to sweep and wicked stepsisters to undermine. It's more noble when you don't blab about your martyrdom, Chloe. Pete is confused. Clark starts to ask Lana whether she said anything about the night before. She says she didn't. "I had a really good time last night," Clark says brightly. He asks if they can go out after the rehearsal dinner. Lana goes into confusion mode. She starts to brush Clark off. Clark says that if it's about last night, they can take is slow. Lana says that the night before may have been a mistake. She says she's busy and that she'll call Clark later. Welcome to the wonderful world of dating, Clark.
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