Smallville. Clark super-zips into the Kent house, still wearing his Blur outfit. He whooshes up the stairs and whooshes back down a second later in civilian clothes, just as Chloe is walking in through the back door. Upon seeing him, she asks, "Don't you ever check your voice mail?" She doesn't sound happy, which, you know, you can't really blame her, considering they just went through a whole thing where Clark realized he should be keeping in touch with her. Clark snits, "Looks like somebody missed breakfast in bed with Oliver this morning." Chloe doesn't let him change the subject. She reminds him that with Zod now knowing all his secrets, he shouldn't be bringing Lois into it, too. Clark is confused, as usual, so Chloe tells him all about the big date Lois told her about and how they're supposed to "come clean" with each other. This is all news to Clark. "I'm not going to tell Lois anything," he says. "I'm making Lois dinner tonight so she shares her secrets." Jerk. Clark says Lois has been keeping secrets from him but he didn't want to use his abilities to spy on her. How very noble of you. I dub thee Sir Ass-a-lot. Chloe scoffs. "So you're going to seduce it out of her?" She also reminds Clark he's behind all the problems he's having now. Clark whines that he hasn't called her as the Blur in months. Chloe makes his brain kaplode when she points out that Lois lied to Clark in the first place at the Blur's request. He comes back weakly with, "A relationship with secrets can never work." He holds up Chloe and Oliver's relationship as an example of honesty and doesn't think he and Lois should be any different. "If Lois is going to trust me tonight, maybe it's time I trusted her." With that, Clark heads out the door, leaving Chloe to wonder what the hell just happened. Don't think on it too hard, girl. I tried and got a migraine for my troubles.
Episode Report CardTippi Blevins: D | 1433 USERS: B-
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