The Talon. It's Super Mocha Mondays, according to the marquee outside. Inside, Lois and Clark quietly enter the apartment. Lois is wearing one of Clark's red flannel shirts over her dress from the night before. She announces that she likes to see pants on Chloe and Jimmy when she comes in. They look toward the bed. A Valentine's Day sale threw up all over it. A trail of red rose petals leads to the bed, which is covered in a gauzy lace curtain. There are fluffy red pillows. It's pretty "Ladies Man." "I had no idea Jimmy was so romantic," Clark says, as he looks lovingly at the laid-out spread before him. It's the Gayest Look of the Episode. Lois finds a pair of handcuffs, lined with soft pink bunny material, on a nightstand. "Guess the Olsen's not so wholesome," she sing-songs. Thank you, Ms. Palin. Lois puts her hands in the handcuffs and holds them up for Clark. She thinks it's hilarious. Clark averts his eyes. He notices a stack of mail inside the door, next to the mail slot. Lois hits play on the answering machine. "Chloe! It's your cuz!" she hears herself say. Lois is horrified. Lois is telling Chloe that Clark came to her rescue instead of Oliver. "He's just the sweetest boy I've ever met!" she gushes. Lois quickly cuts off the message. She calls it "Alcohol poisoning." A police call is also on the machine. Jimmy and Chloe's car got impounded for blocking a street cleaner. Clark says they must not have come home the night before. "Then where the Hell are they?" Lois asks.
Episode Report CardOmar G: C- | 14426 USERS: A
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