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Ice to See You

Outside, ShawnPop has his hand on an electric generator, and looks as if he's really pleasing himself with that juice. The generator freezes up and stops.

A block away, Rosycheeks is still lying there, frozen. His Popsicle fingers start to move. His eyes open, widely. He's breathing. Wow. I am so surprised at this amazing development.

At the Lex castle, Bo Duke grabs a flashlight (a small one again), and says he's going to check the front gate. MamaKent says she'll check the generator. Lex seems sad to have them go and assures them he can do it all himself. Jocko doesn't offer to do a damn thing but sit there and drink more cocoa, the better to put MamaKent in jeopardy. Lex blows out air, in sadness.

Outside, MamaKent goes toward the generator. Alone, of course. ShawnPop shows up, also of course. He's smiling lecherously. "Are you Shawn?" MamaKent asks. "Yes ma'am," he answers politely. She asks what he wants. "Who, me? I just want to get warm," he says. Rosycheeks enters the scene, telling ShawnPop to get away from his mother. MamaKent runs off on Rosycheek's command. "That's your mom?" ShawnPop asks. "She's hot!" he declares. Clark tells ShawnPop he has to go to a hospital. ShawnPop goes on a little Al Pacino-inspired rant about how that's not going to work and he needs human contact. Challenge from Clark. Boasting threats from ShawnPop. This is getting so tiresome. In mock fear, ShawnPop says, "Brrr!" That's almost funny. ShawnPop takes a swing at Rosycheeks, but Clark is right there with a pipe to the gut, sending ShawnPop flying across the landscape. Everything is dark and misty and I have an uncomfortable flashback to Wolf Lake. ShawnPop appears and grabs Clark. They tussle a bit. ShawnPop tries to suck Clark's...warmth and ends up straddling him. "I don't know what it is about you, Clark, but I haven't felt this good in two days!" he proclaims. My word. ShawnPop threatens to suck all of Clark's friends and family. "I'll never let you hurt them," Rosycheeks grunts, and girly-kicks ShawnPop off him. ShawnPop goes flying...and lands right in the lake. The lake immediately freezes. Lame! Lame! This is Lake Lame! We get an overhead view of ShawnPop, encased in ice. Clark looks angry, but not at all disturbed by the death of a classmate. Have I already said "lame"?

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