Cellulita's blender of kryptonite Jamba Juice. Her dad walks in and sees her making the shake. He asks if she's okay. She says she's super, thanks for asking, and that she even got a date to Lana's party. "That's great," Dad says, and really seems to mean it. What a dad. He asks her to eat something other than the shake, and she surprisingly agrees, saying she's tired of counting calories. Dad leaves, late for an engagement. Cellulita drinks the shake. Next, we see her on the bathroom scale. She starts at 149. Pauses around the 130s. Her belly groans and flattens. She ends up down at 115. We pan up to her face, which is angular and with eyes that are starting to look hollow. She smiles and then, realizing she's hella hungry, goes to the kitchen. From inside the fridge, we see her eating everything in sight. We even have to jump-cut because damn, this girl can eat. Chicken. Bread. Potato salad. Chips. Pie. A Ding-Dong. She goes to the counter and starts munching there too. Fast-paced music plays as she wreaks havoc. This is a binge, right? At one point, she opens a Jell-O cup with her teeth and squeezes it all into her mouth. Yes! I bet this actress was so pissed that they made her eat all that. She finally stops eating and falls to the floor, her stomach groaning and moaning. She starts to look scared. Cellulita is going down. The floor: Littered with groceries. We see the blender with the green shake stuff in it in the foreground as Cellulita sits on the tile, panting. She gets up, grabs the blender, and flings it against the wall, where it shatters and sprays green goo everywhere. She bends over, her stomach still making noises. This scene was an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord.
Episode Report CardOmar G: A- | 541 USERS: C+
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