Lois -- calling, "Girl alert!" -- comes up the stairs. She jokes that she's not sure what she'll find in a grown man's clubhouse. When she sees MamaKent, she apologizes for interrupting. MamaKent gives Lois a tender arm squeeze as she passes. Clark greets Lois. Uncomfortable silence. Lois says that she talked to Chloe and got filled in on "Lois Gone Wild." She says that she's missing a few details about her and Clark. "Like this," she says, pulling her yellow jacket aside to show her breast tattoo. Clark folds his arms. "Wow, Lois, I had no idea," he underplays. Lois says that she was obviously on something (she doesn't know about the red Kryptonite?), but thanks God that the ink wears off in a week. If she was so in love, why would she get a temporary? Long pauses. Lois says it's best that she and Clark don't remember anything; she says that she can't really picture the two of them. Clark gives Lois a funny look. Lois wonders if they...did it. Clark needles Lois to finish her thought, and laughs. "No, Lois," he says, "I think I'd remember." "Of course you would," she says. "Highlight of your life." Lois scoffs and walks off. Clark stops her, saying that he did find something: he opens a drawer and reveals the CD she made. Dun-dun-DUN! Lois reacts in stunned horror. "Whitesnake," she says. "Wow. I must have really liked you." Yeah you did.
Daily Planet. Jimmy gets out of an elevator, and Chloe comes after him, telling him to chalk up another victory for the "JChlo" team. Yuck. She says that, thanks to him, Lois is back to her heartbroken, abrasive self. Jimmy is happy to have helped. Sorta. Chloe says that Clark is back to being Clark. Jimmy says that Chloe's brushing a landfill under a rug. Chloe says that Clark may have taken the jealousy thing past the drunk-dialing stage, but that you can't arrest him for it. I actually think you could. Jimmy's mad that Clark crashed a party and revealed Lana's pregnancy. Jimmy also mentions kidnapping. Chloe says that Clark is beating himself up over it. Jimmy wants Chloe to admit that Clark royally screwed up. Chloe says that Jimmy doesn't know Clark the way she does. Jimmy says that she reminds him of that every day. He says that if he did the things that Clark has done, Chloe would never forgive him. Chloe asks if that means she's lying. Jimmy, tears forming in his eyes, asks if Chloe wouldn't rather be with Clark, given the choice. Chloe doesn't answer right away. "Of course not," she finally answers. "You're my guy." Jimmy is heartbroken. Chloe says that now he doesn't believe her, and she doesn't know what else to say. Jimmy says, "Well, I think that's the point. Neither of us do [sic]." Chloe starts to shake her head. Jimmy suggests that they take a break. Chloe doesn't have a good answer for that. Jimmy, crying, walks away. Chloe blinks. She starts to almost-cry herself. Sad music. Breakups suck on Valentine's Day.