Smallville
Smallville

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'Ships Of Fools

Flyover: Daily Planet. A comely young journalist in glasses walks by just as Chloe is coming down the stairs. She smiles when she sees some red roses on her desk in a plain white vase, and picks up the card. There are two hearts with arrows through them on the plain pink paper, and in all caps, it reads, "Thanks for my first unsucky Valentine's Day. Love, Jimmy xoxo..." Clark magically appears behind Chloe, wearing his crappy red jacket. "Will this holiday ever end?" he asks. Security! Chloe rolls her eyes, saying that she's sorry to offend with her criminal PDA. Can we find another abbreviation for "public displays of affection"? Because when I hear that, I always think Palm Pilot. Clark says that he and Chloe were supposed to meet twenty minutes ago, and asks where she's been. Chloe lies a little too obviously that she was stuck in traffic. Why not just tell the truth and say you were at home? Chloe says that she did some digging into their favorite "Martian manhunter," but has come up empty.

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