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Kent Farm. For this episode, at least, the cows have completely lost interest. We pan across some leaves to the open window of the barn loft. Clark, who has traded his black clothes for his usual blue flannel, stands with his arms crossed. Clark tells MamaKent, who is standing next to him, that if she hadn't shown up, he's not sure what he would have done to Lex. Decapitation! Clark asks how she knew what to do. She says that the last time he had Kryptonite in his system, he had to sweat it out. She says that weakening Clark seemed to be their only chance. That must be one of the unwritten rules of the show. Clark can't believe what he did. MamaKent can. Clark thinks she's mad, but MamaKent says that Clark's been bottling up his feelings for years. She says that he's based all his decisions on what's best for everyone else, not for himself. Clark is horrified that MamaKent thinks he meant what he said about her, and about Chloe. MamaKent says that there was a grain of truth in all of it. She says that every time Clark's been infected by Red K, it hasn't changed him; it just stripped his inhibitions. So Clark's secret desire is to rob ATMs? She says that Clark needs to be more honest about how he feels. Clark, disgustedly, asks if MamaKent's saying that Clark wants to kiss Lois, and keep Chloe in his back pocket while he's in love with Lana. That sounds about right. MamaKent shakes her head and says that only Clark can sort all that out. He's got just over a season to do it. Clark says that when he kissed Lana, he could tell she felt something. Clark, eager, says that he can't let Lana marry Lex. MamaKent rolls her eyes. She says that this'll be hard to hear, but that Clark should just leave Lana alone. Smartest woman on the show.
Lois -- calling, "Girl alert!" -- comes up the stairs. She jokes that she's not sure what she'll find in a grown man's clubhouse. When she sees MamaKent, she apologizes for interrupting. MamaKent gives Lois a tender arm squeeze as she passes. Clark greets Lois. Uncomfortable silence. Lois says that she talked to Chloe and got filled in on "Lois Gone Wild." She says that she's missing a few details about her and Clark. "Like this," she says, pulling her yellow jacket aside to show her breast tattoo. Clark folds his arms. "Wow, Lois, I had no idea," he underplays. Lois says that she was obviously on something (she doesn't know about the red Kryptonite?), but thanks God that the ink wears off in a week. If she was so in love, why would she get a temporary? Long pauses. Lois says it's best that she and Clark don't remember anything; she says that she can't really picture the two of them. Clark gives Lois a funny look. Lois wonders if they...did it. Clark needles Lois to finish her thought, and laughs. "No, Lois," he says, "I think I'd remember." "Of course you would," she says. "Highlight of your life." Lois scoffs and walks off. Clark stops her, saying that he did find something: he opens a drawer and reveals the CD she made. Dun-dun-DUN! Lois reacts in stunned horror. "Whitesnake," she says. "Wow. I must have really liked you." Yeah you did.