A cemetery with very green grass. Like the show, there are way too many redundant, simple plots out here. The cemetery is in view of the Metropolis skyline. We can see the Planet building with the Luthorcorp building right behind it. Lex stands at his father's grave. Clark, wearing a dark suit, walks up. No security out here, either? No press? What the fuck, Lex? Clark and Lex stand on opposite sides of the grave. Lex stares at Clark. Clark just stares at the grave. Lex eyes Clark. Clark finally looks up to meet his gaze. Blue Steel! Lex has a tiny, tiny smile on his mouth. He walks past Clark without a word. Overhead shot of Clark and the simple grave and coffin. Clark picks up a handful of dirt, raises it high and drops the dirt on the coffin. This dirt is for my homie. Because I forgot to bring a 40. Extreme close-up on Clark's face. He is sad, but stoic. Wide shot of the cemetery. A ray of sunlight hits the lawn. We go to black.

Next week: fun with keys in Zurich! Prepare to live a Papa Luthor-less existence.

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