Lois walks right over and walks with Clark instead of consoling her cousin. "If you break your heart, I'll come back and I'll break your legs," she advises. Well, get the pipe because I think Clark just did it again. Lois says the dean of her college got a call from a benefactor with the initials "L.L." On this show? Could be anybody. She says, "They did the white man power dance and Shazam!" She's a freshman. Clark says that's great. Lois knows Clark had something to do with it. Clark says the important thing is that she's leaving. Because that's what she wanted. Lois teases him for not being broken up about it. She says the town was weird, and that she's looking forward to the normalcy of the big city. She says she'll visit. "Is that a promise or a threat?" Clark asks. Lois slugs him on the shoulder as they both smile. "See ya around...Smallville," she says and walks off the field, leaving Clark alone. Now's your chance, Clark! Take a basketball and dunk it on the goalpost!
To black. A title card reads, "In loving memory of CHRISTOPHER REEVE." A second title card says, "He made us believe a man could fly." Oh, and The WB wants you to buy some shitty CDs. What a lovely tribute.
Next week: The Flash! Hell yeah!