Clark is on the front porch. Lana approaches. "Clark," she says. "Hey, Lana," he answers. She's checking to see how he's doing. Clark randomly observes how funny it is when memories randomly pop into your head. Could somebody please explain to Clark what a brain does? He reminisces that in second grade, he worried about going to school because he thought MamaKent would be gone when he got back. Clark shivers. He smiles and says he wouldn't get on a bus until she promised she'd be there when he got home. Sure enough, he says, she was there every day. What about that time that you and Bo went on a trip and when you got back, she had all these weird letters from a National Geographic photographer? Lana assures Clark that in a few days, he'll walk through the door and she'll be there again. Clark suddenly starts to get oogy. He bobs his head a little as Lana grows alarmed. Then he falls down the front steps, ass over head. Lana goes after him. She turns him over and he's unconscious. Somebody save him!