Backstage at The Talon. Kara tries to make herself pretty. It's not hard. The two thieves are waiting for her. In skimpy lingerie. I think I have dreamed what happens next. They act nice to her all of a sudden. Kara brings up their previous dissing and says that maybe it's true that she doesn't belong here. One of the girls says she's sorry she was so harsh; she says it was before she knew Kara was special. They say she's a talented girl. They start working her up with lipstick and telling her that she has powers just like them. Kara asks how they have powers. Brunette says they were in the right place at the right time during the last meteor shower. They say she's not alone and that they need her. Annoying crap rock won't stop playing in the background. The girls mention the treasure hunt. They show Kara an old photo of some dudes in a tent, surrounded by delicious non-Toblerone gold bars. Kara notices a Kryptonian crystal hanging out in the corner of the photo. She's in! This music is burning holes in my ears. I mean, second holes.

Commercials. Subway. Do they still make sandwiches? I thought by now they would have expanded into mass transit.

A siren wails near the site of the Town Podium. There's a mess of crap and papers all around it. How dare someone defile the Smallville Podium! Next they'll go after the statue of Jebediah Springfield! The Bitches of the Brigade, wearing leather, see that Kara has already double-crossed them. Wow, we miss a lot during the commercials.

Talon. The pageant is on! Clark walks in, not having time for all the boobies on stage. Kara walks down the runway, wearing the same red bikini. Wow, the fifth girl is totally hotter than any of the other contestants. And with that, I've totally fallen for Al and Miles's trap. Forgive me. I am but a man. The Bitches are the last two whose names are called, and they overdo it with the model poses. Boooo! Miss Sweet Corn will be announced soon. Clark squints at the stage. It's hard containing all this eyejaculate!