Smallville

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Omar G: D | 591 USERS: C+
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You Better Work It, Supergirl

The Talon. Apparently, the pageant is being held there. Inside, the ladies are in the dressing room getting primped. Kara doesn't really know what to do. She stares at her own face. She watches other girls apply makeup. She overhears the two girls from the Bitches' Brigade. One of them tells the other that there was a problem with Girl #3, but that she took care of it. Kara goes over to them. She asks if they might be able to help her, since their makeup looks so good. The brunette tells Kara that she needs help with more than just her makeup. She tells Kara to go grow some corn or something. Kara, genuinely hurt by these puny earthlings, goes outside. She runs back into the alley. She notices all the dead flowers across the way and the frost on the window. Wow, this rock music is really loud. Kara wipes a circle into the frost. Inside, she sees Blonde Bitch frozen to death, a look of horror on her face. Neat!

Commercials. Saw IV. Because having saw'd it three times just wasn't enough for some viewers.

LuthorCorp building. Inside, Lex is still wearing his wedding ring. He fingers it with his thumb, deep in thrall. The creepy government dude from last week walks in, saying it must be such a relief being exonerated for murder. Eh, you know, it's OK. Lex recognizes him as Agent Carter from the Department of Domestic Security. Carter nods like, "Yeah. That's me. Suck it, Homeland Security." Lex says his men (oh, his men) have been following Carter's team as they found the spaceship. Carter mumbles his lines, saying that he didn't think the mystique of his anonymity would last long against a Luthor. Aren't you a government employee? They probably just looked you up on Google. Lex is surprised they have to be at odds and that the gauntlet has already been thrown down. Carter says he's not a fan of small talk. Oh, just kiss, you two. Carter says he wants to talk about Lex's latest obsession (fine Hickory Farm cheeses? Oh, wait, that's my obsession). He pulls out a folded-up piece of paper bearing the sketch Lex drew of Kara. Carter says Lex's men have been showing it around town. It's creepy, man. Knock it off. Lex scoffs. He asks why the government would be interested. "Because you are," Agent Carter says. No, you are! Mwah! I'm telling mom! Somehow that lame line shuts Lex up.

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