Outside, Jason is collecting some firewood. He looks over and sees Papa Luthor and Lex jumping out from the house, not at all sneakily. This moment is so stupid it's somehow protected by an irony shield that I can't penetrate with mere snark. Jason drops wood. Heh. Lex and Papa Luthor run. Jason draws and cocks his gun. Excitement! Papa and Lex run through the misty evergreen forests of Kansas. Jason follows, firing badly. Lex and Papa leap over a log. More bad Jason firing. Run, run, run! Shoot, shoot, shoot! Lex and Papa stop behind a big tree. Lex suggests that they split up. "Go!" he says. Papa Luthor, breathing heavily, tries, running pretty ineffectually.













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