Smallville
Smallville

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Chloe Gets Freaky

Chloe takes a second, and then turns to Clark: "I need you to x-ray me." Clark frowns: "What?" Chloe says that they're both adults, and that he should just do it. Clark thinks, then agrees. "Um," he says, trying to concentrate. He squints. He looks at Chloe from knees to head. On her right shoulder, there's a little white rectangular object. He says that it's underneath her collarbone. Chloe, scared, touches her skin in that area and says, "What is it?" Clark doesn't know. "Please, Clark," she says desperately, "I don't want to die!" Clark doesn't know what to do. "Just get it out of me!" she yells. Chloe is terrified. Clark says that they have to get her to a hospital. I just happen to know of one! Chloe tells Clark that she doesn't want to wait at the hospital for the doctors to tell her what's going to happen. Lightning flashes and thunder crashes. Can you feel the drama!? Can you feel it?!

Clark stares. "How accurate is your heat vision?" Chloe asks. Clark tells her not to even go there. Oh, she's going there, Clark. Like Stevie Nicks said, you better stand back, stand back. Chloe asks if Clark's heat vision is pinpoint accurate. "Chloe, I'm not gonna burn you!" says Clark. Chloe, tears in her eyes, yells that Bowling is dead, and that every one of those green dots is turning red: "I will NOT be the next red dot!" Clark blinks. Chloe spins as more lightning flashes. She says that's fine; she'll do it herself. Chloe grabs a giant kitchen knife and presses it against her collarbone, ready to stab herself. She presses the flesh. "Chloe!" Clark screams, stepping forward and holding out his hands, "wait! Just hold on a second!" This may be the most emotion I've seen Clark show all season. Chloe puts the knife down, pulls down her shirt past her shoulder, grits her teeth, and says, "Do it." She looks to Clark desperately. Even more lightning and thunder. Clark agrees and steps forward. He grabs Chloe's shoulders, braces himself, and tells Chloe to hold on to him. He tells her she can't move. Chloe has a tear rolling down her cheek. She agrees. Clark's eyes go orange. He concentrates as his eyes eyejaculate a sharp beam on Chloe. She screams loudly and slowly falls. Clark follows her with his beam. She screams again. Clark says, "All right" and digs his big-ass fingers right into the hole. Jesus Christ! I mean, dude! Yeesh! Chloe screams even more as we hear flesh being torn apart. "I'm sorry!" Clark yelps. "Just get it out!" Chloe growls back. Clark extracts a tiny piece of black grit. He says it's a GPS device; that's all it is. How does he know that, exactly? Now it looks just like a little tiny silver pill package. Clark crushes it with his fingers. Chloe, holding Clark's shoulder, turns to the computer screen. The green dot representing her turns red. Chloe looks like she's going to pass out. Let's all take deep breaths!

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