The Guest Star Formerly Known as L'il Dead Zone's cute little house. He and Clark arrive. Clark promises that the second week at school will be easier. TGSFKaL'ilDZ says that the paramedics told him that without Clark's CPR, he'd have been a goner. If he was cuter, Clark would have given him mouth-to-mouth. "I saw her, Clark," the boy says suddenly. What now? He says he saw his mother in that moment before Clark pulled him back: "She was beautiful." Uh, all right, kid. We gotta go now. Clark tells the boy that maybe it just wasn't his time. He says that when woke up, his visions were gone. He wonders if he was destined to lose them when he met Clark. Meanwhile, Lana has let herself into the house. She's got the run of the town, apparently. She says she brought TGSFKaL'ilDZ's homework. Thanks, Lana. You suck. Clark says he gets the feeling he's been replaced as a mentor. You should have done the mouth-to-mouth, Clark. Lana says she offered to help get the kid back on his feet. Next week: TGSFKaL'ilDZ's insatiable crush on Lana and the terror it wreaks! Clark tells the kid he's getting the hang of this high-school thing. Whatever that means. Smiles all around. "How you doing?" Clark asks Lana, suddenly Joey Tribbiani. More importantly, who cares? Clark asks if she's all right. "I'm fine, Clark," Lana says, sounding annoyed. Clark leaves. Lana sits down with the boy and says they have a lot of work to do. She asks him what's wrong, because he's all quiet. He says it's about her friend, PM'sWB. "He's from Oklahoma, right?" he asks. Lana says she doesn't know; he hasn't said. You've known him for how many months? Sent him how many gift baskets? And you don't know where he's from? Screw this show. Lana asks what's up. TGSFKaL'ilDZ says he thinks something really bad happened to him. Lana says he was seriously injured, and was in the hospital until a few months ago. "This is going to sound really strange," he says, "but I think it's worse than that. I don't think he was just hurt. I think he died." Weird music. Lana looks seriously disturbed. Maybe she'll have an aneurysm.
Episode Report CardOmar G: C+ | 695 USERS: C+
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