Smallville
Smallville

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Omar G: A- | 708 USERS: C+
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Inside the barn, Piano Man pulls out a very big blade from a farm machine. He starts sharpening the blade. I thought he was a Piano Man, not a farmer. We see MamaKent hiding inside a big metal silo. It's empty right now. A blade bursts through an opening and MamaKent screams, "Jonathan!" Let's see. Your son is Superman, yet you call out the name of your dim-witted, ex-Dukes of Hazzard, platitude-spouting farmer husband for help. Maybe you deserve to die at the hands of a Villain of the Week. Piano Man enters the silo. A big chain is hanging down between them from the ceiling to the floor. Gee, I wonder if somebody's going to pull it. MamaKent looks up and does just that. Oh, God! It's corn! Scary, painful corn! Piano Man reacts as though acid is falling on him instead of just tasty niblets. They struggle as Piano Man grunts and waves his blade. MamaKent falls and kicks at him. It's just a big, corny mess. Wrestling. Struggling. More corn than is typically healthy in an American diet.

Outside, Bo Duke is riding in his truck, probably humming, "Just some good old boys..." under his breath. Clark suddenly blurs in and appears in front of the truck. Bo Duke stops and jumps out, asking what's going on. Clark asks where MamaKent is and says somebody is trying to kill Bo. "Wuh...?" Bo asks, dumbfounded that someone would try to kill him. Bo Duke! The camera zooms in on Clark's pretty face. He spots the flat tire. "He's already here," Clark says, stating the more-than-obvious.

Smallville

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