The lair of Young Chris Isaak. A deputy arrives asking whether YCI had some sort of problem. YCI gets up and does his handshake magic. "I need you to take care of an old friend," he says.
An old friend in jail. Kyle is sitting on the floor, back against the bars, looking as if he's trying to balance his checkbook in his head. Another jail guy (not the deputy) walks in and tells Kyle to get on his feet because he has a visitor. Jail cell is opened. Kyle goes out. When the jail guy tries to put handcuffs on Kyle, the green glow thing happened. What I want to know is how Kyle built up his powers all those years. Was he talking bunnies into scampering extra-hard in the woods?
Outside the jailhouse on the street. Kyle, in a jail outfit, is walking right in the middle of the street, in whatever is the opposite of "inconspicuous." "Kyle!" we hear. Clark somehow recognized him. Must be the ass. Kyle turns around to face Clark. Just then, Hypnotized Deputy pull out a gun and fires. "Nooo!" Clark yells as a bullet flies past his head in slow motion. Clark, faster than a CGI bullet, races ahead to meet it. Even though things have slowed to Bullet-Time, smoke is still billowing in the background at near-normal speed. Oops. Clark gets to Kyle and tackles him out of the way. We don't see where the bullet landed. Hypno-Cop keeps firing, flattening police tires paid for with your tax dollars! (If you live in Vancouver, that is.) Hypno-Deputy goes over, but Clark and Kyle are gone. Hypno-Deputy looks puzzled. We go to commercial.









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