Opening credits. Commercials. The T-Mobile G1 phone. It's searchy!

Daily Planet, daytime. Clark, wearing a white shirt and tie (but no top button latched. Thick neck, much?) is looking extremely worried. He takes a deep breath before stepping into Jimmy's work area. "Hey, Jimmy," he says, trying to sound casual. Jimmy is excited to see him. At least it gets him away from that radiation-emitting 15-inch CRT monitor. Seriously. Give the photographer a decent LCD monitor, won't you? Jimmy apparently called Clark about some urgent news. Jimmy wants to show Clark a picture that he says will change his life. "You may want to sit down," he advises. Jimmy puts a giant print on a light table. It's a picture of an anus. If you like it, it means something. Clark decides, with resignation, that he'd rather stand. The photo shows the vehicle that was about to hit Lois, as well as a blue and red streak saving her. The red streak looks a bit like a cape. The camera zooms in on Clark as his face goes, "Oh shit!" Clark steps forward to take a closer look at the photo.