Smallville

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Tippi Blevins: C+ | 1189 USERS: C+
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Raiders of the Lost Heart

Cat runs through the museum and right into Oliver, who's done up in his Green Arrow duds. "Oh, help!" Cat mewls to him. "There's a crazy woman in tacky gladiator boots after me!" Oliver picks her up by the arms and deposits her into a nearby sarcophagus. "This isn't what I had in mind!" she cries. Oliver darts off to join the Ritual of Life already in progress. "There's gotta be an easier way for a girl to get a date in this town," he says. Dude, some guys like older women, but there's a limit. Isis psychoanalyzes Oliver: "Your heart is brave, but I can see it belongs to a lonely soul." Meanwhile, Clark is twitching on the table, ready to break out into the opening bars of the show's theme song. She goes on to say that Oliver tries to fill his heart, but it's still empty, or whatever. "Yeah, well, I may be lonely, but I'm still gonna kick your Egyptian ass!" is his retort. Lordy, this is bad. Isis doesn't think he'll hurt the body she's in, so when he hesitates she flings a fireball at him. He ducks and rolls to escape. He shouts out to Clark that the answer was in Lex's files: "Sunlight through the amulet." Isis throws another fireball at him. He raises his bow at her. Isis isn't worried, since it's nighttime. There's probably enough reflected sunlight coming off the permanently full moon to do the trick! Clark, for some reason, is suddenly able to break free of the magic ropes.

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