Smallville
Smallville

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Omar G: B- | 481 USERS: C+
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Harvey Wallgangers

The Talon Theater. Sad, "Closed. For Sale" sign on the marquee. A blonde girl walks down the street and into Nell's flower shop just as Lana is walking out wearing a gray jacket and a mauve scarf. Feh. She runs into Jocko Whitney, who is walking along outside. He looks like he's completely pissed at himself for giving Lana the opportunity to see him. He was supposed to meet Lana at the hospital. (When was she there? We must have missed that scene.) She tells him that Chloe is okay, but not out of the woods yet. Jocko, who must have a closet full of jackets, is wearing a nice up-collared black one now. He does his best Clark impression and mopes that this place is always trying to keep you down. I keep expecting him to bust into song and croon, "Wicked Little Town" from Hedwig. He tells Lana he's gotta go do inventory, leaving Lana behind to look perturbed. Or maybe that's just constipation.

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