Oh no! Bad antenna reception! You'll never get Dolby Digital sound now, Bo. Wait, it's some sort of high-pitched squealing sound that makes Bo hold a hand to his ear in pain. We cut to a rolling cabinet-style tool box in the barn. Something within it glows orange like the briefcase in Pulp Fiction. It's Marsellus Wallace's soul! Back on the roof, Bo Duke is still cupping his ears. MamaKent watches, worried that her fool husband is going to do a Homer Simpson off the roof. He squeals and takes a swing at his cock (hey, who hasn't?), and it comes loose, throwing Bo off-balance and sending him tumbling off the very steep roof. Bo tumbles. MamaKent screams. A few feet away, a farm boy bales hay with a pitchfork as the nearby cows sense that their sexual slavery may soon be over. Clark sees the continued tumble. He superzips his ass over there, hopping a fence at blur-speed. The weather vane tumbles off the roof in pursuit of Bo, and it would be a shame for me not to mention that it may be the first time Bo is impaled by a flying cock, but if Clark gets hit it won't exactly be a new experience, if you catch my drift and I think you do. Clark catches Bo. He rolls with his dad, getting out of harm's way and letting the cock contraption fly right into the dirt. What a dirty, dirty cock. "Dad, what are you doing, trying to fly?" Clark asks. No, he's trying to watch Everybody Loves Raymond in HD. Why can't you understand that, Clark? MamaKent comes to comfort her Homer while Bo complains about the noise he heard. MamaKent didn't hear it. Bo shrugs it off and prepares to get his fool ass back up there. Clark tries to stop him. Bo picks up and pulls away his damaged cock, grunting, "Dammit, Kal-El, I can get it myself!" MamaKent and Clark are like, "Bhuuu?" Bo doesn't know why he said that. And he can't explain the high-pitched hum, though Clark seems to know where it came from. Clark asks if it had something to do with Jor-El. Bo doesn't want to talk about it. Then he pitches his cock into a bush in frustration. Now, who among us hasn't had [This joke has been censored and Omar G has been fined a lot of money for one too many rooster/cock jokes. We apologize for the vulgarity. We're working to ensure a blander, more wholesome internet for you. -- Your pals at the FCC.]