"What's going on?" Clark asks. Lois asks what he means. Clark cross-examines her about the sudden nice act. "You want something," he surmises. Clark is so amazingly smart and intuitive. He should be on Alias with those keen skills of observation. "No," Lois says unconvincingly, "it's called being nice." "Well if you were any nicer, we'd starve," Clark says, cruelly. Funny, but cruel. "Claaaark," MamaKent purrs. She really did. Lois finally agrees that Clark is right. She starts to explain that she has a favor to ask. As she begins, we hear a door opening. "Hello? Anybody home?" a girl's voice calls. Bitch can't ring a doorbell? The girl, wearing lots of pink (Lana's heir!) comes in, scratching Shelby the dog as she comes and wheeling in a suitcase. Wow. That's a lot of makeup. Lois and Lucy hug. They do look a lot alike. I'm thinking "Before" and "After" some horrible science experiment. Clark seems very interested. Lois says that Lucy was hoping to crash there for a few days. There aren't enough crashing and fires or disaster already? Lucy says she had a sudden unplanned (really?) school break, and that she's willing to sleep in the barn. The barn is for sex and end-of-episode heart-to-heart talks only, young lady. "No, that's okay, Lois can sleep in the barn," Clark offers. Lois shoots him a dirty look. Bo and MamaKent agree to let Lucy stay. They go to "get her things set up," which isn't true because she's staying in Lois's room, which is already set up.
Episode Report CardOmar G: B- | 493 USERS: C+
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