Lana and Carn-Evil get on the ferris wheel. Why is it that last week, the ferris wheel ride on The O.C. made for a great scene, but on this show, it's just lame? Carn-Evil and Lana giggle. He puts an arm around her. They ride backward. They both agree that they love this ride. Lana says it reminds her that there's a world beyond Smallville, and that she's going to leave one day. Soon! Make it soon! Carn-Evil says he's always thought that he and Lana had a connection. Lana is noncommittal until Carn-Evil gives her the old green jolt. Then she's ready to kiss. They do so. Clark runs up to the ferris wheel after hopping a little fence. On the wheel, Lana says, "Yeah, me too. I never realized it was this strong." Carn-Evil uses his magnetic powers to start taking down Lana's zipper. She gasps. He apologizes. He says he'll stop. The wheel suddenly stops. Lana cries out that Carn-Evil is crazy. She's all giggly, but Clark down below thinks she's screaming in panic. He starts to move the wheel manually. More giggling and squealing. Lana tells Carn-Evil that he's causing her to get nauseated. But she's still giggling.
Clark pulls Lana and Carn-Evil down to ground level. Lana asks Clark what he's doing there. He says he heard screaming and thought she was in trouble, so he pulled the switch. "What switch? I didn't hear the motor go off," she says. Carn-Evil asks Clark if he always comes to the fair when it's closed. Do you? Lana asks Clark if he followed her. She asks if he's stalking her. How annoying. Lana didn't seem to mind when he was using a telescope to do that. Carn-Evil tells Clark to find a new hobby and leads Lana away. Still within earshot, Carn-Evil asks Lana if she actually dated that loser. "Yeah," she says and laughs. They should just rename this show The Town With All The Assholes. Commercials.