Smallville

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Tippi Blevins: B+ | 1168 USERS: B-
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Saadomasochism

Alley behind Club Desaad. It's morning. Chloe and Oliver, still wearing their dinner date attire, have gone for a look around. There are posters on the outside wall advertising a "7 Deadly Sins" party. Oliver has tried knocking on the front door with no answer. Chloe thinks it would be a bad if he got caught breaking into a sex club. So... don't get caught! Y'all break into stuff all the time! They exposit back and forth that the FBI has been keeping an eye on the place ever since an agent came in for a little fun and his physical a few days later showed an Omega on his skull. While Chloe consults the notebook for info on other club victims, Oliver scales the outside wall like a freakin' monkey. By the time Chloe looks up, he's perched outside a second-story window. "Hey!" she calls out, just every so slightly put out. She tells him not to "leave Goldilocks out in the cold." He tells her he doesn't want her getting "caught in the crossfire" if the darkness is involved. Goldilocks pouts. Oliver gymnastics his way into the window. Chloe can't help but be a little impressed by her hot hunk of man.

A gun cocks behind her. "Hands where I can see them," a man says. Chloe rolls her eyes. This shit again? She turns around, surprised to see that her would-be shooter is Mr. Jones. He places her under arrest and moves to cuff her hands behind her back. Before he can finish, all his face holes start bleeding. He gasps and drops to the ground. Chloe turns and finds Desaad walking toward her. A jumbled sort of whispering fills the air. [Smoke monster! - Z] "He really didn't have a clue," Desaad says of the departed agent. "But not you -- you know all about me." His favorite color is black, he enjoys long walks on the beach and wrapping dead bodies in cling wrap. With a wave of his hand, he hurls Chloe into the wall. The force must have been great enough to knock her shoes off, because she's suddenly barefooted. He stands over an unconscious Chloe. "I think it's only fair I get to know you a little better." Why do villains insist on making quips even when no one can hear them? It's almost as if he knew it was the end of the scene and he wanted a line to go out on!

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