Lair of Lex. Next to the fireplace, Lana and Lex are playing chess with his expensive Franklin Mint set. Lana tries to make a very incorrect move, but then puts the piece (a rook, I believe), back where it belongs. Nice non-move. Lex tells her to take her time. He says that the key to chess is anticipating your opponent's moves and keeping him on the defensive. I thought you didn't play, chump. "Lex, what are we doing?" Lana asks, numbly. Ha. And here we thought she was curious. Lex says that he thought they were enjoying an evening of chess. "I think I have Monopoly," he says. He's not even talking about the game. Lana says that Lex knows what she's talking about. The kiss! What the fuck, dude! Come on! Lex says that he was hoping she'd bring it up. Lana stares at Lex, and says, coyly, "You kissed me." Lex looks down. He points at her: "And then you kissed me back." We have the recap as evidence, yes. Lana scoffs, and gets up, walking toward the camera for effect. She says that after all the talk about not wanting to ruin the friendship, they don't listen very well. You mean Al and Miles? Lex gets up, too, and asks Lana whether she wants him to forget what happened. He says that, short of a blow to the head, he thinks he'll carry that memory for quite a while. Lex gets a blow to the head and shot in the chest in almost every episode. I don't think that's declaring much.
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