And now, a poem:
I think that I shall never see,
An episode as lifeless as thee.
With poets pale and parents hick,
But not one glance at Lex's...armadillo.
I wish I'd seen some other show,
Like 24 or the girls Gilmo',
Instead I sat through Richard Moll,
Who from good graces did far fall.
I'll sleep long now, for this was tough,
Hospital scenes? Enough, enough!
Let's hope next week is better still,
'Cuz of "Nocturne," I've had my fill.
Next time: The first of five new episodes in a row. Didn't we just have five new episodes? Maybe it's some mistake...Lemme check...Aw, fuck!