Bizarro shows up, noting that Chloe looks tense and asks whether she heard about the move. He says that after he and Lana tie up a few loose ends, they're leaving Smallville. "Wow," says Chloe. Awkward! She decides to leave. Lana, looking a bit hurt, tells Bizarro what Chloe told her. Bizarro says that he didn't forget the shield; he just can't find it anywhere. He thinks Kara might have taken it. Lana wonders if maybe she took it to the Fortress. "Right. The Fortress," Bizarro plays off. You know what? The Fortress is where I left my pants! I just now remembered! My other pants!
The Fortress of Lost Pantsitude. Bizarro is flying there. Inside, he wanders around. He calls for Jarnelle. He says he's looking for something. "Leave here at once, phantom!" Jarnelle calls. Bizarro's not scared. He thinks Jarnelle is just a ghost from the past. He asks if Jarnelle is just gonna lecture him to death. Jarnelle starts making the Fortress shake and crumble, and says that Bizarro is not welcome here. Bizarro says that he'll find it sooner or later. He flies out. Yeah, that was a thorough search. We spin around and see the real Clark encased in the Ice Floe of Time-Out. Jarnelle says that Clark must defeat Bizarro. He cracks the ice and thaws Clark out. Worst. Parent. Ever.
Commercials. The movie Jumper. It feels like too much energy to try to figure out what it's about. Is it clothing-related? Maybe I'll catch it on cable.