Opening credits. I think we'll see some changes in these next season. Can they be animated like the Pink Panther movies? Pretty please?

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Stately Luthor Manor. Lair of Lex. Lex is on the phone, telling someone that the creature can't survive outside of a human body. Sounds like Wilt Chamberlain. Lex wants the eyes of every man, woman and child checked. Lex ends his conversation when he notices Papa Luthor standing in the room. Papa calmly grabs himself a blu botol of water from the bar and opens it. "You look worried, son," he says. I think he got a haircut. He asks if everything is all right. Lex, tense, says that Papa Luthor should know. Lex says that ever since he started wearing a wedding ring, Papa Luthor's been one step ahead of him. Papa says he doesn't have time for this and has things to do. Lex asks if Papa had a private screening of the DVD Lana stole from him. Sarcastically, Papa says he hoped marriage would ease some of Lex's paranoia. Lex says he has security footage of Lana opening his briefcase and watching the DVD. Lana didn't remember the security cameras, huh? Lex doesn't think Lana would do anything like that unless she was coerced. Papa chuckles. Lex says that it may be hard to believe, but Lana loves him. Yeah, about that...Papa says that Lex knows so little about women. Now, about strapping young farmboys, Lex knows plenty. Papa, standing in the background blur while Lex faces us in the fore, says that losing his mother at a young age didn't help Lex in that area. "Lana does not love you," Papa Luthor says clearly. Lex, angry, turns. Papa says that the only reason she agreed to marry Lex is that Papa gave her a gentle, yet firm nudge. Lex, stunned, says, "Using my wife against me? That's deplorable, even for you." Oh, let's just be an evil family, already. It'll be fun! Lex says that whatever was owed before, now they're even. "I want you out of my life!" Lex tantrums. Papa doesn't think Lex will get rid of him that easily. He smirks. Lex is a sad, broken man.