Smallville

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Omar G: B+ | 2058 USERS: B-
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Kent Home. More catering. Cooks are preparing breads and chopping veggies. Clark sees Oliver in the living room. He warns him that if Lois sees him, she'll pin an apron on him and name him after a fairy-tale character. Prince Charming? Oliver is not amused. "Lex is alive," he says. Oh shits! Clark: hide! Oliver says he was tracking a wireless ghost router (ooh, let me sing my "Ghost router" song again!) bouncing e-mails to Tess Mercer. You were reading Tess Mercer's e-mails? Oliver, you cad! Oliver says that if they can get their hands on that router, it will tell them where those e-mails originated. Do routers store that kind of information? I didn't think they did. Clark says it's not like Lex to leave a trail. Maybe he wants you to find him. Oliver says Lex isn't leaving a trail. Every time he chases one of those routers, he goes and all the hardware is missing. Clark figures it out on his own: Oliver wants him to go get the router next time Lex sends an e-mail. Oliver says that based on a pattern, he thinks Lex is going to send one today and they can lock up "That monster" for good. Oliver sounds like a southern belle. We have to lock up that monster before he gives me the vapors! You animal! Clark says he can't do it today. Oliver can't believe it. He says Clark has given Lex "Like 100 second chances." And at least 20 happy endings. Clark thinks it can wait 24 hours. "Chloe can't," Clark says. Oliver says, "The wedding?" like it's a completely foreign concept that someone would want to be at their best friend's nuptials. You rich person, you. Oliver asks if this is just an excuse not to go after Lex. He thinks Chloe will understand. Clark reveals that he had Jarnelle take away Chloe's memories of his powers. How's that working out for you, Clark? Sounds like it's already biting you in the ass. Clark says that Chloe has suffered enough and he's not going to miss giving her away on her wedding day. "It's not an option," he says. Oliver tells him Lex is going to make a move soon and he's more dangerous now than he ever was. What are you basing that on? Ollie reminds Clark that Lex still knows his secret. The music of doom plays as Clark makes a plaintive face.

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