Commercials. Really digging that new Grand Theft Auto IV ad.
Oliver's "Queen" plane sits on a runway. Is Oliver homeless? Brother can't afford a decent hotel room if his own place is no longer safe? Oliver is staring at a photo of his parents. A newspaper nearby tells the story of his parents' death. Obsessive, much? There's an air whoosh. Clark comes in. Oliver, surprised, puts the photo away. Clark apologizes for taking so long. He says there were guards. Also, he needed a bathroom break. Clark's holding a big piece of computer equipment. Oliver says it's a good thing the infamous red-and-blue blur is faster than a speeding bullet. Yeah, we get it, Oliver. Save it for canon. "Let's see it," Oliver says. No, Clark, put that away. He meant the router. Clark notices the newspaper on the desk and a file. His smile fades. He asks if this is what his errand was about. Clark lectures Ollie about putting aside his vengeance. He doesn't believe Oliver's hate for Papa Luthor should be the reason for going after Lex. Clark sits. He says that when Bo Duke died, he almost crossed a line he couldn't have come back from. He says he won't let Oliver make the same mistake. The mistake you didn't make? Oliver says he's doing it for Clark. Clark thinks that's a half-truth. Ollie thinks Lex may even know how to kill Clark. Oliver asks Clark to give him the router. He says it'll take a few hours to download the information. A router? A few hours? Is the thing strapped to a couple of terabyte-sized hard drives or something? Oliver says Clark will have time to eat cake and do the chicken dance before they take off. Clark says he's going to keep the router until after the wedding. He's going to hide it in his pants. Clark says that if Oliver is really doing this for him, he'll wait until Clark can go with him. And then he'll reach into his pants. It's the Gayest Look of the Episode, at least in my mind. Clark leaves the cabin, then whooshes out. Oliver rubs his face. He bangs his fist on the desk. A man with a shaved head comes in from the other direction, pushing aside a curtain. He asks what all the fireworks were about. "Wi-Fi," the guy tells Oliver. He says he already downloaded the information while Oliver and Clark were talking. I thought it was going to take a couple of hours. "I downloaded the information while you two were having that lovers' spat," the dude says. Oliver is amused. Clark, a fuck buddy? Hmmm... intriguing. What kind of LuthorCorp secure router uses easy-to-hack Wi-Fi? Lex wants to be found.