Kent home. Lois, coming down the stairs is yelling, "Chop-chop!" and telling Clark to hurry up so he can escort Chloe. She appears wearing her pretty orange dress. Clark is wearing a suit and tie. They stare at each other. Clark takes a long gander at her whole body. Lois says it looks like Clark is ready. He is, but he can't get his cufflinks to work. Stupid, stupid cufflinks! Damn these contraptions! Clark says they belonged to his dad and he never had to put them on before. They didn't come with a manual. Lois makes a "Farmer John" crack about his flannel shirts. Hey, that's my job! Clark stares at her as Lois does the cufflinks. She tells him that it has to stick up straight so you can slide it in. Lois stops herself as she realizes she said something very sexual, only it's really not dirty except in Lois's fevered brain and in her moistened ladyparts. Lois hands Clark the ring to give to Jimmy later as well as the vows, in case Jimmy forgets. Lois walks away a bit. As her back is to Clark, he begins to read woodenly, "It's really hard for me to put my feelings into words, but from the moment we met, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you." Lois swoons, thinking stupidly that Clark is talking to her directly. She turns, smiling. "Jimmy's vows," Clark says. Lois's smile fades. "They're really sweet," Clark notes. He sees Lois's hurt look. Oh, geez. So clumsy. Lois gets over it quickly. She says Jimmy is a regular Cyrano. Gay Awesomeness shows up with the camera, breaking the awkward moment. He asks for a testimonial. We get the clip from the beginning of the episode of Clark and Lois speaking to the camera. A quick cut to static takes us to the next scene.
Episode Report CardOmar G: B+ | 2044 USERS: B-
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