Smallville

Ep.

Title

Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author

10-21
Recap

So Long, and Thanks for All the Super

Finale - After ten years, the show finally puts on a cape and sputters over the finish line.

05.14.2011
05.18.2011
C+

Kim

10-20
Recap

Freaky Friday

Prophecy - Jor-El takes away Clark's powers and gives them to Lois. Hijinks ensue. And then mayhem. And then a lot of awfulness.

05.06.2011
05.11.2011
D

Tippi Blevins

10-19
Recap

Game of Zones

Dominion - Clark and Oliver take a trip to the Phantom Zone, where Zod is making people fight like gladiators for his amusement.

04.30.2011
05.04.2011
B

Tippi Blevins

10-18
Recap

All That Glitters

Booster - With just three episodes left till the series finale, let's spend some time getting to know Booster Freaking Gold.

04.22.2011
04.27.2011
C+

Tippi Blevins

10-17
Recap

You Kent Go Home Again

Kent - Clark is hurled into Alt-Smallville when his evil doppelganger comes back to town, hot to date his sister and kill his father. Family reunions are so fun.

04.15.2011
04.20.2011
B-

Tippi Blevins

10-16
Recap

Son of "Secrets and Lies"

Scion - Alexander loses his memories but gains Clark's powers and Lionel's libido. It makes for some uncomfortable viewing.

03.04.2011
03.09.2011
B+

Tippi Blevins

10-15
Recap

Going to the Chapel

Fortune - Zatanna sends Clark and Lois some charmed champagne for their bachelor(ette) parties. Hilarity -- or something like it -- ensues.

02.25.2011
03.02.2011
A

Tippi Blevins

10-14
Recap

Saadomasochism

Masquerade - Darkseid's agent Desaad toys with Chloe and Oliver and leaves his corrupting mark on one of them. Meanwhile, Clark tries on glasses.

02.18.2011
02.23.2011
B+

Tippi Blevins

10-13
Recap

(Almost) Everybody Loves a Hero

Beacon - Senator Martha Kent returns to rally the public behind the heroes. She mostly succeeds, except for a couple of Luthors who team up against Clark.

02.11.2011
02.15.2011
B+

Tippi Blevins

10-12
Recap

There Is No Spoon

Collateral - Clark and the other heroes have spent the winter hiatus in the Matrix. Chloe returns to help them out, but Clark has trust issues.

02.04.2011
02.10.2011
B+

Tippi Blevins

10-11
Recap

It's Hard to Fly With Heavy Hands

Icarus - The Nazi-like VRA hunts down Clark, Hawkman and the other heroes under Slade Wilson's watchful eye. The other eye has a patch over it.

12.10.2010
12.15.2010
B

Tippi Blevins

10-10
Recap

Para-Lionel Universe

Luthor - Clark finds himself in a parallel universe where Lionel Luthor is still alive, Tess is his sister, Oliver is reviled by the public and Smallville is an awesome TV show. Freaky, huh?

12.03.2010
12.08.2010
A

Tippi Blevins

10-9
Recap

Uncle Sam Wants You... to Die!

Patriot - Lois helps Clark rescue Oliver from a government trap while dealing with their relationship issues. Aquaman shows up with his new wife to show them how it's done.

11.21.2010
11.23.2010
C+

Tippi Blevins

10-8
Recap

Abandonment Issues

Abandoned - Tess, Lois and Clark all deal with their parental abandonment issues. Then Shelby shows up and he's like, "Quit your whining! I haven't been fed in eight months!"

11.12.2010
11.17.2010
B-

Tippi Blevins

10-7
Recap

Patriot Acting Up

Ambush - General Sam Lane takes time from his anti-vigilante campaign to interrogate Clark and enjoy a nice Thanksgiving dinner with family. Stuff explodes, both figuratively and literally.

11.05.2010
11.10.2010
C+

Tippi Blevins

10-6
Recap

Children of the Carnage

Harvest - A creepy cult aims to sacrifice Lois for their bountiful harvests, and Clark is powerless to stop them, because the whole town is riddled with blue Kryptonite. In other news, Tess won't be winning Mother of the Year.

10.29.2010
11.03.2010
B+

Tippi Blevins

10-5
Recap

Raiders of the Lost Heart

Isis - The Egyptian goddess Isis possesses Lois and resumes the ancient hunt for her husband Osiris's lost heart. Oddly enough, it turns out to be in Metropolis.

10.22.2010
10.27.2010
C+

Tippi Blevins

10-4
Recap

Back To School Special

Homecoming - For the show's 200th episode, Brainiac 5 drops by Clark's high school reunion to show him how his super-moping is holding him back.

10.15.2010
10.20.2010
B

Tippi Blevins

10-3
Recap

Dissing Cousins

Supergirl - A radio show blowhard threatens to out the vigilantes. Also, Kara's back and more super than ever, but she's got bad news for Clark: He still flies like a turkey tied to an anvil and Jor-El has disowned him.

10.08.2010
10.13.2010
B-

Tippi Blevins

10-2
Recap

Marked Men

Shield - An uncanny marksman takes aim at Clark and Oliver while they each fret over their lost loves. Also, Clark gets a new partner at work as well as a new outfit. They're both pretty gaudy.

10.01.2010
10.05.2010
B-

Tippi Blevins

10-1
Recap

Lazarus

Lazarus - The clunky dialog, spotty characterization and noticeable plot holes are back from the dead. And they brought friends.

09.25.2010
09.29.2010
B-

Tippi Blevins

9-22
Recap

The Spear of Destiny

Salvation - The forces of the season finally face off in a fight that pits destiny against free will, leather coats against sensible microfiber, and big dumb alien against... slightly smaller dumb alien.

05.14.2010
05.19.2010
B-

Tippi Blevins

9-21
Recap

Red, White and Blur

Hostage - Perry White shows up long enough to team up with Lois to track down the "mysterious" Red Queen, who, as it turns out, is just out to protect the Blur.

05.07.2010
05.12.2010
C+

Tippi Blevins

9-20
Recap

Panic Room Doom & Gloom

Sacrifice - Chloe and Tess are they're trapped inside Watchtower's new and badly planned panic room. They talk about boys, give each other makeovers... and then almost die.

04.30.2010
05.05.2010
B

Tippi Blevins

9-19
Recap

My Super-Boring Ex-Boyfriend

Charade - Maxwell Lord wants to learn the Blur's identity. If only he knew the Blur was so soul-suckingly dull, he probably wouldn't bother.

04.23.2010
04.28.2010
D

Tippi Blevins

9-18
Recap

Zod & Kal-El Go to White Castle

Upgrade - High on red K, Clark teams up with Zod and sees the sights until Metallo stops them. Party pooper.

04.16.2010
04.20.2010
C+

Tippi Blevins

9-17
Recap

War Games

Checkmate - Waller's back and trying to bully the heroes into joining her against the alien invaders. Her recruiting tactics could use a little improvement.

04.09.2010
04.14.2010
A-

Tippi Blevins

9-16
Recap

Bed & Breakfast & Banshee

Escape - Clark and Lois try to get away for a romantic weekend, but run into an amorous Chloe and Oliver. It's all funny sitcom awkwardness until a 300-year-old banshee shows up.

04.02.2010
04.07.2010
B-

Tippi Blevins

9-14
Recap

Frankenville

Conspiracy - A doctor dies and is brought back to life by alien experiments. He goes nuts and starts kidnapping people, including some of Zod's soldiers and Lois. Half of this predictably happens entirely off-screen.

02.26.2010
03.03.2010
C+

Tippi Blevins

9-13
Recap

Not Based on the Novel by Jane Austen

Persuasion - A special kind of Kryptonite gives Clark the powers of persuasion.

02.19.2010
02.23.2010
C+

Tippi Blevins

9-12
Recap

Of Curses and Comic Cons

Warrior - A cursed comic book turns a boy into a superhero and then into a supervillain. Zatanna shows up to help Clark track them down, leaving Lois a bit miffed to find she's not the only one who looks good in a sexy costume.

02.12.2010
02.17.2010
B

Tippi Blevins

9-11
Recap

Let's Put on a Show!

Absolute Justice - Smallville decides to make a movie! Sandman, Hawkman, Dr. Fate, Stargirl and the Star-Spangled Adult play guest roles as the disbanded Justice Society of America. Then a villainous boy named Icicle and Amanda "The Wall" Waller show up to make sure not all of them make it to the end credits.

02.05.2010
02.10.2010
B-

Tippi Blevins

9-10
Recap

Ready... Aim... Misfire!

Disciple - Oliver's old mentor shows up to shoot arrows at all the women in his life for reasons that are hilariously preposterous, even by Smallville standards.

01.29.2010
02.02.2010
D

Tippi Blevins

9-9
Recap

Red Dawn

Pandora - Welcome to the future! The sun is red, Zod and his men have taken over the Earth, humans are prisoners, and Clark is powerless. Except in the sack.

11.20.2009
11.24.2009
C

Tippi Blevins

9-8
Recap

Meet the Blunder Twins

Idol - The Wonder Twins decide to help the Blur by pitching in with the heroics and crediting him with the saves. They make a mess of everything by vandalizing property and hurting people. This is different from Clark's usual M.O… how?

11.17.2009
11.18.2009
C+

Tippi Blevins

9-7
Recap

A Backstory With a View

Kandor - This week, we find out that Zod and Jor-El were once great friends. Then they had a bitter breakup, the fallout of which has now spanned galaxies. Also, Clark is sort of a careless dolt, but that's nothing new.

11.06.2009
11.11.2009
B

Tippi Blevins

9-6
Recap

Kneel Before Tess

Crossfire - This week's DC guest character is Speedy. There's a plot about Oliver rescuing her from a life of prostitution, and another plot about Lois and Clark becoming TV show hosts, but the most important thing that happens is Zod finding out just how kickass Tess really is.

10.30.2009
11.04.2009
B-

Tippi Blevins

9-5
Recap

Rube Goldberg's Deus Ex Machina

Roulette - Like last week, Oliver is forced to play a "game" by a guest DC Comics character. Unlike last week, this game is revealed to be insanely and needlessly complicated.

10.23.2009
10.27.2009
D+

Tippi Blevins

9-4
Recap

Clark Kant Reed So Gud

Echo - When the Toyman returns to exact his revenge on Oliver, Clark finds himself endowed with a fleeting ability to read minds. Too bad he turns out to be functionally illiterate.

09.21.2014
10.21.2009
C-

Tippi Blevins

9-3
Recap

Resident Weasel

Rabid - Mild-mannered cityfolk start turning into snarling, spitting zombies. Is it because of an alien virus or have eight years of this show finally taken their toll?

10.10.2009
10.13.2009
C+

Tippi Blevins

9-2
Recap

How Could You Be So Heartless?

Metallo - John Corben left his heart in Metropolis, but picks up a new gig as a villain in his quest to kill the Blur.

10.02.2009
10.06.2009
C

Tippi Blevins

9-1
Recap

Oh, the Humanity!

Savior - Clark tries to leave his human side behind so he can become a better superhero, but he's having a hard time. He seems to enjoy posing moodily, though.

09.25.2009
09.28.2009
C+

Tippi Blevins

8-22
Recap

So Long, and Thanks for All the FAIL!

Doomsday - Smallville's worst season finale manages to offend all factions of fans alike. A major character dies (and turns out not to be who we thought anyway); Clark is betrayed by his superjerk friends, but trusts them anyway; and the epic battle between Clark and Doomsday ends up shorter and less satisfying than a commercial break. You guys should have packed it in with Season Eight while you had the chance. Just sayin'.

05.14.2009
05.19.2009
D

Omar G

8-21
Recap

Itty Bitty Pity Committee

Injustice - Tess's band of teen heroes, including Punky Bruiser, is a lot less impressive in action than in theory. While hunting Doomsday, they fail miserably, but not before whining about their hard-knock lives before they worked for Tess. Clark and Oliver, meanwhile, continue to tussle over the morality of killing Davis. And Roger the Rottweiler stops in for a visit.

05.07.2009
05.13.2009
B

Omar G

8-20
Recap

Chloe's Choice

Beast - Davis gets worse as he tries to control his Doomsday impulses, so Chloe does what any hero's sidekick would do: she agrees to run away with the bad guy even as Clark begs her not to. Meanwhile, Jimmy begs for "car" money and Oliver lectures everyone about their morals.

04.30.2009
05.05.2009
B+

Omar G

8-19
Recap

Maybe We Could Call Her 'The Tit'

Stiletto - Lois finds a job she's more qualified for -- squeezing into a leather catsuit with stiletto heels and paying someone to take racy photographs of her in a dark alley. Also, Clark finally faces his greatest foe: kryptonite money.

04.23.2009
04.28.2009
C

Omar G

8-18
Recap

Eggcelsior!

Eternal - In flashbacks and Papa Luthor's ridiculous old art journal, we learn the true origins of Davis Bloome/Doomsday. They involve an oozing space egg, a traumatic childhood and lots of murder. But can he be killed? Not so much.

04.02.2009
04.06.2009
B+

Omar G

8-17
Weecap

Magic: The Blathering

Hex - Zatanna, the fishnet-wearing magician's daughter, can grant wishes. That includes an ill-advised one for Chloe, who wants to know what it's like to be Lois Lane. She finds out what the rest of us already knew: one day in that annoying, yapping body and you'll be thrilled to be back to your old self.

03.26.2009
03.31.2009
C+

Omar G

8-16
Recap

Mistakes on a Plane

Turbulence - Jimmy goes bonkers out of jealousy and suspicion of Davis and becomes a drug addict and soon-to-be divorcee. Meanwhile, Tess gets Clark on Oliver's private jet and plays the old "The plane's going down, where's the parachutes?" game. It's a game Clark loses.

03.19.2009
03.24.2009
B-

Omar G

8-15
Recap

Red-Blue Blah

Infamous - Clark Reveals himself as the "Red-blue Blur" that's been streaking Metropolis, because Tori Spelling threatens him. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

03.12.2009
03.16.2009
C+

Tippi Blevins

8-14
Recap

Love Is A Many Squandered Thing

Requiem - Lana's ruination of Smallville is finally complete: she gets to ride off toward the sunset with her new superpowers while Clark is left to mope about the girl who got away for the rest of his life after Lana becomes a walking piece of Kryptonite. Oliver kills Lex, or a weak facsimile thereof. And somehow, eight seasons in, this manages to be the worst episode ever of the show.

02.05.2009
02.10.2009
F

Omar G

8-13
Recap

A Squirrel Riseth

Power - Lana Lang -- the same Lana Lang who's not even supposed to be on the show anymore -- connives and whines and needles until she ends up with a super skin suit that gives her the same powers as Clark. Then she says they're equals. It's all right, Superman fans: you can leave the room and scream now.

01.29.2009
02.03.2009
D

Omar G

8-12
Recap

Cops + Capes = Crap

Bulletproof - How do you slow down a series about superheroes? Turn it into a clichéd cop drama. Clark goes undercover to find out who shot Martian Manhunter and tries to get a Good Cop from crossing over into Bad Cop territory.

01.22.2009
01.28.2009
C-

Omar G

8-11
Recap

My Troubles Are Legion

Legion - Three members of the 3009 Legion of Super-Heroes pay Clark a visit and help him stop Brainiac, who has taken over Chloe's body. Sadly, it turns out that a thousand years doesn't make superheroes any less goofy or predictable.

01.15.2009
01.20.2009
B+

Omar G

8-10
Recap

Chloeverfield

Bride - A videotape of the Chloe and Jimmy wedding shows the carnage that occurs when Lois and Clark become seriously attracted to each other. Oh, and also what happens when Doomsday attacks. Lana also returns to remind us why it was a good idea that she left in the first place.

11.20.2008
11.25.2008
B+

Omar G

8-9
Recap

Forget-Me-Bot

Abyss - Chloe begins to lose memories of her friends as Brainiac infects her brain with the Kryptonian symbol for "Doom." Things get pretty Eternal Sunshine up in here, but instead of a sweet, forlorn ending, Clark erases all memory of his powers from his best friend's brain. Nice move, dick.

11.13.2008
11.18.2008
B

Omar G

8-8
Recap

Zoneno!

Bloodline - Clark returns to the Phantom Zone, this time with Lois in tow, because of some dumb crystal. There, he finds Kara, who returns to Smallville, then quickly says goodbye again. Also, Lois is possessed by Zod's wife, who came from the planet Days of Our Lives. It's a welcome change.

11.06.2008
11.11.2008
B+

Omar G

8-7
Recap

Unlucky Streak

Identity - Jimmy Olsen's camera catches a blurry photo of a mid-whooshing Clark while he's saving Lois from an oncoming vehicle. Now if he can only figure out who around town wears bright red and blue clothes all the time. Meanwhile, Chloe reveals the hidden Brainiac inside in a most deadly way.

10.30.2008
11.04.2008
C+

Omar G

8-6
Recap

Doomy, Baby

Prey - The show rebounds with a taut, well-paced, Lois-free thrill fest that puts Davis the paramedic at center stage. He keeps having blackouts and people keep turning up dead. Is it Doomsday yet?

10.23.2008
10.27.2008
A-

Omar G

8-5
Recap

Naughty Of Lies

Committed - A psychotic jeweler kidnaps couples and forces them to tell the truth by way of an electrical generator and a lie-detector machine. Will Lois confess that Clark is kind of a mopey superhero? Will Chloe reveal that Jimmy is a gigantic dork? Sorry. For that, you'd have to watch the real Moment of Truth.

10.16.2008
10.20.2008
C-

Omar G

8-4
Recap

Space Girls Are Easy

Instinct - You've heard of Bridezillas, right? What if one of them came from space, had superpowers and used them to kill every man who didn't live up to her ridiculous kissing standards? They call her "Maxima" and even Nissan can't control her.

10.09.2008
10.14.2008
D+

Omar G

8-2
Recap

Arrow Smith

Toxic - When Oliver is poisoned by a strange tropical flower, we learn the origin of Green Arrow: he was shipwrecked, then he learned mad bow and arrow skills, then he was a billionaire playboy and superhero. It's just that simple!

10.02.2008
10.07.2008
B

Omar G

8-2
Recap

Bus-ted!

Plastique - A bus explodes in Metropolis, but there's no bomb, just a scared girl with meteor powers. Good thing Clark just started his new job at The Daily Planet and is there to investigate. I mean, good for Clark. It's terrible for journalism.

09.25.2008
10.01.2008
C-

Omar G

8-1
Recap

World Without Lex

Odyssey - Lex is gone. Lana's gone. Kara's gone. But don't count Smallville out yet! We've got... uh, this mean businesswoman named Tess. And Doomsday! (Who does not appear in this episode.) Hey, come back! We've got Green Arrow! And Aquaman! He speaks to the fish! Come back! (Come... back...!)

09.18.2008
09.22.2008
B-

Omar G

7-20
Recap

The Big, Gay Cold Shoulder

Arctic - Clark and Lex have a final confrontation in the Fortress of Solitude and seven years of sexual tension brings the whole house down. Also, Lana wakes up from her coma, Chloe gets arrested (again) and Brainiac bites the dust.

05.15.2008
05.19.2008
C

Omar G

7-19
Recap

'Torso,' They Say

Quest - Lex and Clark both get sliced up about the chest in a crazy game of Kryptonian symbol body art. Lex wins, though, because he finds the last piece of the puzzle before he finds Clark's secret. The chest stabbing was worth it!

05.08.2008
05.12.2008
C+

Omar G

7-18
Recap

It's a Wonderful Life (But Not Such a Wonderful Show)

Apocalypse - Clark learns what would happen if he had never made it all the way to Earth. It's the end of the world. Self-centered, much?

05.01.2008
05.05.2008
B-

Omar G

7-17
Recap

Double-O-Lame-O

Sleeper - Jimmy plays James Bond, or at least a watered-down-martini version. Lex finally gets to Zurich and Clark and Chloe try to wrap their heads around time travel. Can they go back in time and fix Season Seven?.

04.24.2008
04.28.2008
D+

Omar G

7-16
Recap

Farewell, Sweet Bastard

Descent - The Magnificent Bastard Papa Luthor goes to that great billionaire's mansion in the sky. Or maybe it's an overheated condo down below. We're still deciding.

04.17.2008
04.21.2008
B+

Omar G

7-15
Recap

Veritas

Veritas - Braniac ruins Clark's week by making Lana a zombie. More so.

03.27.2008
04.01.2008
B

Omar G

7-14
Recap

Traveler

Traveler - Clark is Krypto-Tasered and stuck in a cage, courtesy of once-again-evil Papa Luthor.

03.20.2008
03.24.2008
B+

Omar G

7-13
Recap

Re-re-Pete

Hero - Pete Ross returns to chew bubble gum and kick some ass. But not so much with the kicking the ass.

03.12.2008
03.17.2008
D+

Omar G

7-12
Recap

Motor City Madness

Fracture - Lex tracks down Kara in Detroit, gets shot (again), and receives an unwelcome visitor when Clark lurks inside his brain.

02.13.2008
02.19.2008
B

Omar G

7-11
Recap

Canary In A Coal Mine

Siren - Black Canary can't do much to liven a darkening season, but she can rock the fishnets, at least.

02.06.2008
02.11.2008
B-

Omar G

7-10
Recap

Stone Face/Off

Persona - Bizarro Clark falls in love with Lana and learns too late that it's a horrible way to be.

01.30.2008
02.04.2008
C+

Omar G

7-9
Recap

Clone Wars

Gemini - An early version of the Boy Editor clone wants revenge on Lex.

12.12.2007
12.18.2007
B-

Omar G

7-8
Recap

Follow Me. Zor-Else!

Blue - Clark recreates his birth mother with a crystal, but also releases hammy, evil Zor-El. Nice one, Clark.

11.14.2007
11.19.2007
D+

Omar G

7-7
Recap

Hell Hath No Lana...

Wrath - ...like the one who gets Clark's powers and goes all evil on everyone, but still plays innocent.

11.07.2007
11.12.2007
C-

Omar G

7-6
Recap

Tell Lara I Love Her

Lara - Clark finally finds his birth mother, and, handily, her DNA.

10.31.2007
11.05.2007
B-

Omar G

7-5
Recap

Meta-stasized

Action - The show looks inward as comic-book adaptations and crazy fanboys wreak havoc on the peaceful town.

10.24.2007
10.29.2007
C+

Omar G

7-4
Recap

Immortal Begrudged

Cure - Dean Cain appears as an everlasting surgeon who can cure the meteor-infected.

10.17.2007
10.22.2007
B

Omar G

7-3
Recap

You Better Work It, Supergirl

Fierce - Kara enters the Miss Sweet Corn contest. Madness, hysteria ensue.

10.10.2007
10.16.2007
D

Omar G

7-2
Recap

Kara Chameleon

Kara - Clark's Kryptonian cousin arrives, but should he trust her?

10.03.2007
10.09.2007
C+

Omar G

7-1
Recap

Sun Gave All

Bizarro - The dam breaks and Clark fights Bizarro Clark with sunlight. We also meet a super new girl.

09.26.2007
10.01.2007
B-

Omar G

6-22
Recap

Don't You Wanta Phantom?

Phantom - The last Phantom Zoner wreaks havoc while Lana cries "Divorce!" and Chloe uses her power for the first time.

05.16.2007
05.19.2007
C

Omar G

6-21
Recap

Support The (Super)Troops!

Prototype - Lex employs super-soldier Wes in a test of Project Ares. It doesn't go so well.

05.09.2007
05.15.2007
C

Omar G

6-20
Recap

The Big Snooze

Noir - Jimmy has a 1940s fantasy in which he's the hero. Dream on, Jimmy.

05.02.2007
05.08.2007
C+

Omar G

6-19
Recap

Holes

Nemesis - Clark and Lex get trapped together in a set of tunnels. It's not as sexy as you might think.

04.25.2007
04.30.2007
B-

Omar G

6-18
Recap

Mama Mia!

Progeny - Chloe's mother, who looks a lot like Wonder Woman, can control meteor freaks. Wonderful!

04.18.2007
04.23.2007
B

Omar G

6-17
Recap

Club Dead

Combat - Kryptofreaks fight each other to the death online. Clark joins the fight club.

03.21.2007
03.27.2007
C+

Omar G

6-16
Recap

Holy Matrimony!

Promise - It's a train wreck as Lana finally marries Lex, but for all the wrong reasons.

03.14.2007
03.19.2007
D+

Omar G

6-15
Recap

Chloe Gets Freaky

Freak - A meteor freak detector happens to detect Chloe. But what powers does she have?

02.14.2007
02.20.2007
B

Omar G

6-14
Recap

Stalk Show Host

Trespass - Lana is stalked for the millionth time -- in this episode, by someone who likes to take her picture via cell phone.

02.07.2007
02.12.2007

Omar G

6-13
Recap

'Ships Of Fools

Crimson - Lois gets hopped up on red Kryptonite aphrodisiac lipstick and sets her sights on poor Clark.

01.31.2007
02.05.2007
D+

Omar G

6-12
Recap

These Nuts

Labyrinth - Clark finds himself in a mental institution, but it's really just a Phantom Zone trick. Or is it?!

01.24.2007
01.29.2007
C+

Omar G

6-11
Recap

Just Ass

Justice - The HoYay returns as Green Arrow forms an all-boys club (+ Chloe) to fight crime. Pass the tights, bud.

01.17.2007
01.21.2007
B+

Omar G

6-10
Recap

Dirty Pool

Hydro - A gossip columnist uses her watery abilities to spy on Chloe and reveal everybody's secrets.

01.10.2007
01.16.2007
B-

Omar G

6-9
Recap

Alien Nation

Subterranean - The show addresses the hot-button issue of illegal immigration. Badly.

12.06.2006
12.11.2006

Omar G

6-8
Recap

A Modest Proposal

Static - Lex asks Lana to marry him. Clark looks for a deboner.

11.15.2006
11.20.2006
C+

Omar G

6-7
Recap

Smack Talk

Rage - Oliver develops a drug habit. Lana gets knocked up by evil seed.

11.08.2006
11.14.2006
C-

Omar G

6-6
Recap

Baern Again

Fallout - Guest star Bow Wow is possessed by the alien wraith Baern and goes after Clark.

11.01.2006
11.05.2006
C+

Omar G

6-5
Recap

Bully For Lex!

Reunion - Lex's childhood friend died, or so he thought. He returns to engage in some astral-projecting revenge.

10.25.2006
10.29.2006
C+

Omar G

6-4
Recap

It's Not Easy Being Green Arrow

Arrow - Oliver Queen is the Green Arrow. But can his arrows pierce Lois's heart?

10.18.2006
10.24.2006
C+

Omar G

6-3
Recap

All-American Reject

Wither - Clark plays with his ball alone while Lex has a costume party. Also, a plant lady attacks with her vines.

10.11.2006
10.17.2006
C-

Omar G

6-2
Recap

Mystery Sinus Theater

Sneeze - Clark's cold leads him to discover a new superpower: superbreath!

10.04.2006
10.09.2006
C-

Omar G

6-1
Recap

The Zone Diet

Zod - Clark gets beaten up in The Phantom Zone, but still must escape to stop Zod. Think he'll do it?

09.27.2006
10.03.2006
B

Omar G

5-23
Extra

Wet And Ready, Bro

Aquaman: Pilot - We may never know why Aquaman wasn't picked up on the CW network, but at least we have a recap of the pilot to examine what went right or wrong.

07.23.2006
08.09.2006
B-

Omar G

5-22
Recap

Kneel Before...Lana?

Vessel - General Zod arrives in the form of Lex's newly super-body, and he...he loves Lana? What the hell?

05.10.2006
05.16.2006
C

Omar G

5-21
Recap

Bo-Back Mountin'

Oracle - Pre-season finale tensions mount as Bo returns (or does he?) in hopes of getting Clark to kill Papa Luthor. Doesn't quite work out that way.

05.03.2006
05.08.2006
B

Omar G

5-20
Recap

Alien Vs. Predator-Dork

Fade - An invisible hitman makes it clear (heh) that he means business.

04.26.2006
05.02.2006
C+

Omar G

5-19
Recap

Papa Don't Screech

Mercy - Papa Luthor is put through some horror situations by an evil playa-hater.

04.19.2006
04.25.2006
B

Omar G

5-18
Recap

Head Of The Glass

Fragile - A girl in foster care can break glass, but good! Lana and Lex kiss.

04.12.2006
04.18.2006
C

Omar G

5-17
Recap

Dead On A Rival

Void - Clark and Lex both die a little, as does Lana, as everyone gets to talk to dead relatives.

04.04.2006
04.10.2006
C-

Omar G

5-16
Recap

Seductrash

Hypnotic - A naughty girl hypnotizes Clark into breaking up with Lana. And it sticks.

03.29.2006
04.03.2006
C+

Omar G

5-15
Recap

Cyborgasm!

Cyborg - A cute mandroid is on the run from evil soldiers, scientists, and Lex Luthor.

02.15.2006
02.21.2006
B

Omar G

5-14
Recap

Ghost Bad

Tomb - A pesky poltergeist inhabits Chloe and tries to get revenge on a killer.

02.08.2006
02.14.2006
C-

Omar G

5-13
Recap

BatChica!

Vengeance - Clark meets a Zorro-cowled vigilante who beats up bad guys in Metropolis.

02.01.2006
02.06.2006
B

Omar G

5-12
Recap

Rewind!

Reckoning - Bo goes to the great cow pasture in the sky after Lana is time-traveled back to life.

01.25.2006
01.31.2006
C+

Omar G

5-11
Recap

His panic (room)

Lockdown - Lex is shot again, this time by deputies who want to reveal the hidden spaceship to the world.

01.18.2006
01.23.2006
C

Omar G

5-10
Extra

Al Be There For You

The Second Al Gough Interview - Smallville Executive Producer Al Gough takes some time to talk about Chloe, Aquaman, and even Pete.

01.18.2006
01.18.2006

Omar G

5-10
Recap

The Manchurian Swimfan

Fanatic - A Young Republican for Lex brutalizes Bo so that he'll lose the state election.

01.11.2006
01.17.2006
B-

Omar G

5-9
Recap

Fa La La La La, La La La Lex

Lexmas - Lex gets a Christmastime peek at who he'd be if he were married to Lana and not evil.

12.07.2005
12.11.2005
B-

Omar G

5-8
Recap

Win A Car While MamaKent Dies

Solitude - MamaKent struggles with disease while Clark tries to learn the truth about Jarnelle.

11.16.2005
11.21.2005
B+

Omar G

5-7
Recap

Paranoid Man-droid

Splinter - Clark freaks out and mistrusts everyone when he's infected with silver Kryptonite.

11.09.2005
11.14.2005
B

Omar G

5-6
Recap

Titty By Committee

Exposed - The obligatory strip club episode. There's a plot in here somewhere, but who can see it past all the boobs? (Not breasts -- the producers.)

11.02.2005
11.07.2005
C-

Omar G

5-5
Recap

For The Love Of Ratings

Thirst - Chloe narrates the story that gets her into The Daily Planet: lesbian vampires, including Lana.

10.26.2005
10.31.2005
C+

Omar G

5-4
Recap

Chick-Magnet Of The Sea

Aqua - Aquaman pays a visit to Smallville. And he's a frat-boy environmentalist?

10.19.2005
10.25.2005
C

Omar G

5-3
Recap

Missile Command-Alt-Delete

Hidden - A cybergeek shoots a nuclear missile at Smallville. Also, Clark dies a little.

10.12.2005
10.17.2005
B

Omar G

5-2
Recap

Losin' It

Mortal - Clark still has no powers, but he does have sex with Lana after dispatching some Belle Reve escapees.

10.05.2005
10.11.2005
B-

Omar G

5-1
Recap

Oh My Zod!

Arrival - The disciples of Zod arrive as Clark reveals his secret to Chloe and returns to a meteor-ravaged Smallville.

09.28.2005
10.02.2005
B

Omar G

4-22
Recap

A Meteor Sandwich

Commencement - Season 4 ends the way Season 1 began: with a great honkin' meteor shower.

05.17.2005
05.23.2005
B+

Omar G

4-21
Recap

Pudding Out

Forever - A creep tries to recreate high school by collecting popular seniors. And school's about over for Clark, Chloe, and Lana.

05.10.2005
05.16.2005
C-

Omar G

4-20
Recap

Zero To 60 In Three Days

Ageless - Lana and Clark find a baby. A very old baby.

05.03.2005
05.09.2005
C

Omar G

4-19
Recap

Amnesia Déjà-Vu

Blank - Clark loses his memory. It's happened to everyone else on this show. It's just his turn.

04.26.2005
05.02.2005
B

Omar G

4-18
Recap

Prom-'n-Aid

Spirit - Clark must act quickly to save the school from a body-switching would-be Prom Queen.

04.19.2005
04.24.2005
D+

Omar G

4-17
Recap

Tag-team Lex

Onyx - Lex Luthor splits in two. The results don't quite double our pleasure.

04.12.2005
04.17.2005
B

Omar G

4-16
Recap

Lucy Goosey

Lucy - Lois's sister comes to town; she's not as nice as her heavy makeup would suggest.

02.28.2005
03.06.2005
C+

Omar G

4-15
Recap

House Of Flying Bullshit

Sacred - The cast goes to Shanghai, China, to...well, they go to find...you know what? It can't even be explained here. Just know that magical Nintendo power stones are involved and Lana is the WB version of Chun Li.

02.22.2005
02.28.2005
C

Omar G

4-14
Recap

Going To The Dogs In More Ways Than One

Krypto - Clark gets a new pet: a dog with super-strength that used to pull heists.

02.15.2005
02.20.2005
D+

Omar G

4-13
Recap

Big Superman On Campus

Recruit - Clark visits Metropolis University as a potential football recruit, but learns that he won't be playing football there, nor anywhere else.

02.08.2005
02.13.2005
C+

Omar G

4-12
Recap

KentFan: The Killening

Pariah - KentFan is sacrificed to the God of pointless plot twists after being accused of attacking Lana and Jason.

02.01.2005
02.06.2005
C

Omar G

4-11
Recap

Think Unsexy Thoughts

Unsafe - Clark gets married to KentFan; Lana tries to figure out what's up Jason's ass after their breakup.

01.25.2005
01.30.2005
B

Omar G

4-10
Recap

Coma Chameleons

Scare - A toxin causes Chloe, Clark, Lex, Lana, and Jason to have some bad nightmares.

11.30.2004
12.05.2004
B-

Omar G

4-9
Recap

Sex, Lies, And Security Video

Bound - Lex sleeps around, and it's all fine and sexy until a woman dies.

11.16.2004
11.21.2004
B-

Omar G

4-8
Recap

Next on Charmed...er, "Smallville..."

Spell - A countess and two witches take over Lana, Chloe, and Lois, with disastrous results for viewers.

11.09.2004
11.14.2004

Omar G

4-7
Recap

Mxzyptlkmatosis

Jinx - A guy from eastern Europe (with a Russian accent) tries to jinx Clark in the state football championship.

11.02.2004
11.07.2004
C+

Omar G

4-6
Recap

Liver Let Die

Transference - Papa Luthor is dying in prison, but he finds a way to escape -- by switching bodies with Clark! Genius!

10.26.2004
10.31.2004
B+

Omar G

4-5
Recap

A Flashy Guy

Run - The Flash shows himself to be a juvenile delinquent -- but a fun one -- when he befriends Clark.

10.19.2004
10.24.2004
B

Omar G

4-4
Recap

Gay In The Water

Devoted - Girls get their way with Kryptorade; Lex ends up in a locker room with Clark. Fireworks abound!

10.12.2004
10.17.2004
B-

Omar G

4-3
Recap

"Kryp"/Sucks

Facade - Plastic surgery turns a pimply mess into a dangerous imaginary leprosy carrier.

10.05.2004
10.11.2004
C-

Omar G

4-2
Recap

Chloe Lives!

Gone - Chloe is saved by, of all things, the Underground Railroad. Lana returns too, which is the bad news in that equation.

09.27.2004
10.04.2004
B-

Omar G

4-1
Recap

Down With Robot Clark

Crusade - Clark loses his memory, but meets Lois Lane, who's trying to find Chloe's killer.

09.21.2004
09.26.2004
B

Omar G

3-22
Recap

The MB Strikes Back!

Covenant (2) - Papa Luthor ends up in jail, but manages to poison Lex, blow up Chloe, and get a killer head-shaving.

05.18.2004
05.24.2004
B

Omar G

3-21
Recap

The Ross Is Off The Bloom

Forsaken (1) - Pete says goodbye to Smallville while Lana hits a roadblack on her way to Paris, and Lex finally gets revenge on Papa Luthor.

05.11.2004
05.16.2004
B-

Omar G

3-20
Recap

Talisman

Talisman - Clark is once again confronted with the legend of Naman.

05.04.2004
05.09.2004
B+

Kim

3-19
Recap

Memoria

Memoria - Lex remembers what really happened to his brother.

04.27.2004
05.03.2004
B-

Kim

3-18
Recap

True Lies

Truth - Chloe becomes a human lie-detector and alienates everybody.

04.20.2004
04.26.2004
B+

Omar G

3-17
Recap

Eight Deadly Sides Of Death

Legacy - Dr. Swann returns to wrangle with Papa Luthor's increasingly lustful pursuit of the cave hole. Bo gets a little bitter.

04.13.2004
04.18.2004
B-

Omar G

3-16
Recap

El Futuro

Crisis - Clark gets a distress call from Lana -- from twenty-four hours in the future.

03.02.2004
03.07.2004
C+

Omar G

3-15
Recap

Laz 'R Us

Resurrection - Clark figures out that his blood can be used to bring back the dead. It's creepy and dumb!

02.24.2004
03.01.2004
C+

Omar G

3-14
Recap

Fatal Attrition

Obsession - Worn down by bad episodes, Smallville fans take what they can get with this not-too-bad Swimfan episode.

02.17.2004
02.22.2004
B

Omar G

3-13
Recap

Vroom, Vroom, Vroom!

Velocity - Pete goes 2 Fast, 2 Furious, but it's not 2Good 2B 4Gotten.

02.10.2004
02.16.2004
C-

Omar G

3-12
Recap

The Dread Zone

Hereafter - A kid who can see people's future deaths is understandably freaked out. Clark tries to help.

02.03.2004
02.08.2004
C

Omar G

3-11
Recap

Subject: Your Imminent Death

Delete - Somebody tries to kill Chloe by sending out lethal, mind-controlling emails.

01.27.2004
02.01.2004
B-

Omar G

3-10
Recap

The Blind Leading The Blahna

Whisper - Clark is struck blind, which sucks because Pete's been kidnapped and needs help. But don't worry; in the end, Clark just needs to wear glasses from now on.

01.20.2004
01.25.2004
C-

Omar G

3-9
Recap

Lex, Scrambled

Asylum - Clark thinks about busting Lex out of the insane asylum, but Lex succumbs to radical shock treatment. It ain't pretty.

01.13.2004
01.18.2004
B+

Omar G

3-8
Recap

Heeeeeeee's Nuts

Shattered - Lex goes crazy (literally) when Papa Luthor drugs him. Clark has to watch his good buddy on the downward spiral.

11.18.2003
11.23.2003
A

Omar G

3-7
Recap

Metal Of Horror

Magnetic - A magnetic student can move metal and Lana's schmoopy brain fluids around. Clark doesn't like it.

11.11.2003
11.16.2003
C-

Omar G

3-6
Recap

Let's Do The Time Warp Again

Relic - Clark has a series of flashbacks to a murder in 1961. With double the usual dose of Lana crap.

11.04.2003
11.09.2003
C-

Omar G

3-5
Recap

Perry White Is All Right

Perry - Future Clark Kent editor Perry White drops into town and uncovers Clark's secret. Then he gets convinced otherwise.

10.28.2003
11.03.2003
B

Omar G

3-4
Recap

The Smallville Sleeps Tonite

Slumber - A girl in a coma is chased by a cheap piece of red cloth. Clark must save her in his dreams.

10.21.2003
10.26.2003
C-

Omar G

3-3
Recap

Sniper? I Hardly Know 'Er!

Extinction - A gunman with a grudge against all mutantkind terrorizes the town.

10.14.2003
10.20.2003
B-

Omar G

3-2
Recap

Return Of The Bad-Ass

Phoenix (2) - Lex comes back, joins his dad in evil, and gets back his luvah Clark. And Lana gets DISMISSED!

10.07.2003
10.12.2003
B+

Omar G

3-1
Recap

I'm A Hustler, Baby

Exile (1) - Clark spends three months in Metropolis becoming a petty criminal, as everyone back in Smallville freaks out. Lex goes nuts on an island.

09.30.2003
10.05.2003
B

Omar G

2-23
Recap

Never End a Season With a Motorcycle

Exodus (2) - Clark tries to break free of the patriarchal ship by blowing it up. It backfires (literally), so Clark gets sad and leaves town.

05.19.2003
05.25.2003
C+

Omar G

2-22
Recap

Snideface: The Revenge

Calling (1) - Professor Snideface awakes from his coma to reveal that Clark is going to rule all. But soon, he's burned to a crisp. Them's the breaks, supporting actor.

05.12.2003
05.18.2003
B

Omar G

2-21
Recap

Send in the Clones

Accelerate - A little girl haunting Lana turns out to be a scared (but nevertheless evil) clone.

05.05.2003
05.11.2003
B-

Omar G

2-20
Extra

An Earful of Loeb

The Jeph Loeb Interview - Smallville consulting producer and writer Jeph Loeb shoots the shit with Omar.

05.09.2003
05.09.2003

Omar G

2-20
Recap

Witless

Witness - Some jocks turn Kryptonite into Gatorade. But it's all about Lana. Yawn.

04.28.2003
05.05.2003
D+

Omar G

2-19
Recap

Men Suck

Precipice - Lana is almost assaulted at The Talon, and Clark gets sued. Similar stalkeriffic events happen to Lex's girlfriend.

04.21.2003
04.27.2003
B

Omar G

2-18
Recap

The Marshall Mouthers Episode

Visitor - Is there another superalien in town? After much deliberation...uh, no. No, there isn't.

04.14.2003
04.20.2003
C

Omar G

2-17
Recap

Supermen: Two for the Price Of One

Rosetta - Christopher Reeve guest-stars and gives Clark more answers about his origin than he knows what to do with.

02.24.2003
02.27.2003
A

Omar G

2-16
Recap

In Sickness and In Stealth

Fever - Bo tries to find a way to cure MamaKent and Clark from krypto-spores.

02.17.2003
02.23.2003
C+

Omar G

2-15
Recap

Brotherly Lust

Prodigal - Lex's brother Lucas joins the fold, and he's a hothead.

02.10.2003
02.14.2003
B+

Omar G

2-14
Recap

Kids These Days

Rush - Chloe and Pete are infected by thrill-seeking parasites that make them bad. Red meteor rock makes Clark follow suit.

02.03.2003
02.09.2003
B

Omar G

2-13
Recap

Who Shot Papa Luthor?

Suspect - The classic TV storyline gets a very gay reworking when Papa Luthor is shot twice in the chest. Who did the dirty deed?

01.27.2003
02.01.2003
B

Omar G

2-12
Recap

"Insurgence" Resurgence

Insurgence - Papa Luthor and MamaKent are taken hostage at LuthorCorp when Lex's industrial espionage plan goes awry. A good episode, finally.

01.20.2003
01.26.2003
A

Omar G

2-11
Recap

Goodbye Jocko

Visage - Jocko Whitney returns from combat, but he's acting a little strange. Turns out it's actually Shapeshifta' Girl, coming to claim Lana for herself.

01.13.2003
01.20.2003
C+

Omar G

2-10
Recap

She-dogs and cave dwellers

Skinwalker - A werelady bewitches Clark and gnaws on a dude's femur. And Clark gets all mystical with some cave drawings.

11.25.2002
11.29.2002
D+

Omar G

2-9
Recap

Twin Heads Make One Big Ass

Dichotic - Jonathan Taylor Thomas twins terrorize two twits.

11.18.2002
11.22.2002
C-

Omar G

2-8
Recap

Boy Story

Ryan - Ryan, the boy psychic, returns, but not for long: He's got a tumor the size of a Snickers.

11.11.2002
11.17.2002
C

Omar G

2-7
Recap

Family Ties That Bind Lex

Lineage - A woman claiming to be Clark's mom helps turn this flashback episode into a revelation of tons of secrets.

11.04.2002
11.05.2002
A

Omar G

2-6
Recap

Repetitive Super-Injury

Redux - Clark meets his grandfather, who doesn't like Bo, while a girl sucks the life out of fellow Smallville High students.

10.28.2002
11.03.2002
B

Omar G

2-5
Recap

Not Very Well-Versed

Nocturne - A lanky poet has a crush on Lana, but has a bigger crush on being a monster who can...um, crush things.

10.21.2002
10.25.2002
C+

Omar G

2-4
Recap

Red Means Stop (Being Nice)

Red - Red meteor rocks turn Clark into a leather-wearing James Dean wannabe.

10.14.2002
10.20.2002
B

Omar G

2-3
Recap

Re-Pete

Duplicity - Clark's secret is revealed when Pete finds his spaceship. Oops!

10.07.2002
10.13.2002
B-

Omar G

2-2
Recap

Feelin' Hot, Hot, Hot!

Heat - Clark has a new power: super-ejaculate hot beams! But didn't we know that already?

09.30.2002
10.07.2002
B+

Omar G

2-1
Recap

Suck: The Aftermath

Vortex (2) - It's post-tornado time, and the town of Smallville is recovering, rebuilding, and rekindling that HoYay! magic.

09.23.2002
09.27.2002
B-

Omar G

1-22
Recap

Omar on Recapping Smallville the TWoP Way

Boston Tea Party 2002 Presentation - How best to talk about the homoerotic subtext without offending straight or gay readers? The solution? Keep it real; embrace the HoYay.

06.17.2002
06.17.2002
A+

Omar G

1-21
Recap

You say "TorNAYdo," I say, "TornYAYdo"

Tempest (1) - Tornadoes hit Smallville just in time for the spring formal and, oh yeah, the season finale.

05.20.2002
05.27.2002
B

Omar G

1-20
Recap

BlahnaVision

Obscura - Lana can see visions! Like Chloe's kidnapping! Clark saves the day, but not before we have to see another forgettable villain come and go.

05.13.2002
05.20.2002
B

Omar G

1-19
Recap

Telekinemesis

Crush - A mumbly cartoonist who can move things with his mind chops hands, kills Principal Kwan, and gets in the way of a Clark/Chloe/Lana three-way.

05.06.2002
05.12.2002
B+

Omar G

1-18
Extra

The Al Gough Interview

The Al Gough Interview - One of the creators of Smallville, Al Gough, talks to Omar G about our favorite mopey superhero.

05.05.2002
05.05.2002

Omar G

1-18
Recap

Buzzkill

Drone - Clark and the gang deal with student politics and rampaging swarms of honey bees.

04.29.2002
05.02.2002
B-

Omar G

1-17
Recap

Ash Tuesday

Reaper - A boy who believes he can help the old by going Kevorkian on their asses is loose. Whoever will save us from him?

04.22.2002
04.29.2002
C+

Omar G

1-16
Recap

Little Orphan Luka

Stray - A young boy who can read minds gets temporarily adopted by the Kents, but he's being stalked by an evil stepdad. Isn't that always the way?

04.15.2002
04.21.2002
B-

Omar G

1-15
Recap

Flower Power

Nicodemus - A strange plant causes a few Smallville regulars to act strange and funny. We like it better this way.

03.18.2002
03.25.2002
A

Omar G

1-14
Recap

Hero to Zero

Zero - We finally make it down to Club Zero, but there's nothing there but a guy who was supposed to be dead -- and is coming back after Lex for revenge -- and no dancing. That's just wrong.

03.11.2002
03.17.2002
B

Omar G

1-13
Recap

Harvey Wallgangers

Kinetic - A trio of hooligans who can walk through walls go on a crime spree in Smallville, robbing Lex last.

02.25.2002
03.03.2002
C+

Omar G

1-12
Recap

Superpower Shuffle

Leech - A nerdy student accidentally steals Clark's superpowers in a freak lightning storm, leaving Clark normal and happy. Meanwhile, Lex severs ties with Boobs McChesty after screwing her and her father over. Can I get a whoop-whoop?

02.11.2002
02.16.2002
A

Omar G

1-11
Recap

Shake, Shake, Shake!

Hug - A man who can hypnotize people with a mere handshake turns Lex against Clark, buys the Kent farm and causes mass Chris Isaak references.

02.04.2002
02.10.2002
B-

Omar G

1-10
Recap

Nice Not to See You

Shimmer - An invisible teenager would rather assist his sister's crush on Lex Luthor than actually look at naked girls or steal cash. Also, Clark almost kisses Lana, but wusses out at the least opportune moment.

01.28.2002
01.31.2002
B

Omar G

1-9
Recap

The Breastplate and the Bad Cop

Rogue - Clark gets blackmailed by a dirty cop who threatens to reveal his secrets. Lex's old flame comes back into his life, but he promptly ignores her when Clark is in trouble.

01.14.2002
01.18.2002
B+

Omar G

1-8
Recap

Shake It Up

Jitters - A former Luthorcorp employee with a bad case of the shakes takes Clark and his friends hostage while Lex has paternal issues at the family plant.

12.10.2001
12.17.2001
B

Omar G

1-7
Recap

Constant Craving

Craving - An overweight girl finds out that kryptonite can help her lose weight...and turn her into a fat-sucking succubus.

11.26.2001
11.30.2001
B+

Omar G

1-6
Recap

Future Shock

Hourglass - A nursing-home resident who can tell the future spooks Lex and Clark, while another nursing-home resident finds the fountain of youth in a kryptonite-laden pond.

11.19.2001
11.23.2001
B+

Omar G

1-5
Recap

Ice to See You

Cool - A high-schooler who sucks the warmth out of nubile young things (including Clark) wreaks chilly destruction on the town.

11.12.2001
11.18.2001
C

Omar G

1-4
Recap

Slash-o-Vision

X-Ray - Clark develops his ability to see through walls and people just as a Shapeshifta' Girl wreaks havoc on Smallville, giving everyone whose image she usurps a bad name. Even Lex.

11.05.2001
11.09.2001
B

Omar G

1-3
Recap

I'm Your Firestarter!

Hothead - Smallville's crooked high-school football coach (Kevin Arnold's dad from The Wonder Years) develops pyrokinesis. How appropriate given the flames of desire between Lex and practically everyone else in this episode.

10.29.2001
11.02.2001
B-

Omar G

1-2
Recap

House of Buggin'

Metamorphosis - The kryptonite necklace returns to its rightful owner (Lana) but not before a hero (Clark) saves the town (Smallville) from an insectile supervillain (Bug Boy).

10.22.2001
10.24.2001
C-

Omar G

1-1
Recap

A Pilot Doesn't Have to Fly

Pilot - Let's all go to Smallville, where we'll meet Clark, the world's wussiest superhero, his Dukes of Hazzard dad, and all the reject subplots from Roswell.

10.15.2001
10.18.2001
B-

Omar G

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