Lana is speeding down a road. She explains to Clark about Lex being drunk. "What happened?" Clark asks. "He knows," Lana says. Nice. You kept the secret for, what, six hours? Rock. Lana says she doesn't know how he could tell, but Lex figured out she was hiding Clark's secret. Clark's face goes, "Oh shits." Lana says she didn't say anything, but that Lex got angry. Clark says it's all right, and asks where she is now. Lana is on Route 40, about to cross Loeb bridge. The camera pans across the US 40 sign as Lana speeds past. A silver sports car is in pursuit, honking. "Oh, God, he's coming after me!" Lana tells Clark. On the road, the silver car speeds up alongside Lana, honking. "Lana! Just pull over so we can talk!" Lex yells, toward Lana's closed window. There's a flash of light. Lex swerves. "Lana, watch out!" he yells. Lana, cell phone in hand, screams. Where's your hands-free headset now, Lana? A school bus smashes into Lana's vehicle. In the SUV, Lana is thrown around. Her SUV flips, several times. It lands upside-down. Clark hears it on his phone. Can you hear her now, dumb-ass? Lex stumbles out of his car. "Lana!" he moans, his eyes wild and crazy. "Lana!" Clark superzips into the scene, right in front of Lex. He doesn't even notice Lex staring. Clark walks forward, then jogs toward Lana's car. Students are getting out of the school bus. Clark breathes heavily as he looks into the SUV.
Bo's blue truck pulls up to the scene. He skids to a stop and rushes out toward his son. Clark is just staring at the wreckage, breathing hard. The camera goes overhead and we see Lana on the pavement, surrounded by broken glass. She looks bloody and twisted up. Clark touches her, but doesn't know what to do. "Lana," he says softly. Bo comes up behind Clark and grabs him, pulling him back. "Lana!" Clark screams. "Nooo!" Bo yells back, "No!" and hugs Clark. Clark, his right hand covered in blood, is shaking and in shock. "There's nothing you could have done," Bo tells him. "Nothing." Clark cries. Dude, this is some painful shit right here. Too bad it's going to be absolutely for nothing.
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