Just then, Luke walks into the barn downstairs. He calls out to Clark, "Future Met. U. Hall-of-Famer?" Clark sees this blond buff boy walk in, and it's all over for him. He's in luuuuuurve! Gayest Look of the Episode, right out of the gate. And by that, I mean Clark's pants. Bo asks what the "Teflon Tailback" is doing back in town. Looking to get his tail waxed, by the sound of it. Luke shakes hands with Bo (it's Duke Kismet!), and says that the coach sent him out earlier to surprise Clark. Clark, still lovestruck, says that it worked; he'd have never expected to see the Bulldogs' all-time rusher in his barn. Lex late at night, maybe, but not this Adonis! Luke claps Clark on the upper arm and says he's just a farmboy who's good at football, the same as Clark. He eyes Clark's chest. It's-a nice. Very nice. Bo says the "Teflon Tailback" is headed to the NFL, and is a legend at Smallville High. That's where he got his Teflon coat. "Your boy broke my record for single season TDs," says Luke, seemingly without bitterness. Bo grins and giggles like Charles Nelson Reilly: "Ha yes well ha ha he yes heh heh." Luke says that Clark's got what it takes. Now give it to him. He says Clark has "a heck of a ride" ahead of him. But he suggests that Clark keep a level head and remember where he comes from. Oh man, I don't think I'm mature enough to recap this, folks, seriously. Luke asks if Clark wants to say hi to Coach Quigley. Coach...who? What now? Bo and Clark were both hypnotized by their massive football hard-ons. Bo's eye even twinkles. It looks like Bovinus, the Cow Star.
Episode Report CardOmar G: B- | 813 USERS: C+
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