Cut to the empty Metropolis stadium. Sappy alt-crap music plays. Clark stands in the middle of the field, thinking about what might have been. Sorority girls, Clark! Sorority girls! Clark puts his hands in the pockets of his red coat and walks from the middle of the field to the locker rooms. We close with the camera panning out, framing Clark between the goal posts. "How could this happen to me?" the song by Simple Plan asks. How could it not, dude?
Next week: an episode about Clark's new dog, Krypto. I can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to it. What's a nicer way of saying "fucking crap balls"?