The principal walks up behind Lana and Raccoongirl and tells the less chaste of the two that the school has a dress code. The principal is a new guy and hasn't properly been introduced. Oh, I miss Principal Once Upon a Time Was Smooth That I Dreamed of Once in a Lullaby. "Lame and lamer," Raccoongirl says. Huh? Clark chortles at that. The principal asks Clark if he thinks that's funny. "By the way, I'm not changing," the new girl says. Principal asks to see her in his office. Clark stops them. He addresses Mr. Gibbons, the principal. Clark surprises everyone by saying he thinks Raccoongirl is really hot (if you can see past the vortices of her eyes) and that the dress code "sucks." Clark tells the principal to cut the girl some slack. He adds that the principal shouldn't be the one giving fashion advice. Ouch! Remarkably, Clark doesn't get into any trouble for this insubordination. Raccoongirl looks at Clark moonily. Gibbons backs down and tells Raccoongirl to wear something else the next day. He's looking at her boobies as he says it. Lana busts in to finish the tour. Like there's anything at the school as interesting as that exchange. Pete comes up to Clark asking where that came from. "I dunno," Clark says. Shot of the two girls walking off, their rounded butts in focus. "But I think I like it," Clark says, smiling. Clark's about to lose control, and I think he does like it.
Episode Report CardOmar G: B+ | 609 USERS: C+
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