The Talon, again. Lana is slinging coffee. Clark comes in. Lana asks how Bo is doing. Clark says you'd never know he had a triple bypass. Clark says that his mother bought the doctor a combat helmet as a thank-you gift. She did not! Clark tells Lana that he talked to Brotherman's uncle and had to explain what happened. We don't find out what happened to Deadbro. Clark only told the uncle that Brotherman is a good, desperate kid. Lana feels guilty for not saying something about Poor Man's Wes Bentley and his bleeding eyes sooner. None of this is Lana's fault, says Clark. Everything else? Her fault. Clark says he understands keeping secrets to protect people. Lana says that it was hard keeping it from everyone. She says she was relieved to tell Clark. Clark says that no matter where they stand, he's still her friend and can tell him everything. Fucking hypocrite. Lana says that goes both ways. Clark turns and leaves. Lana stops him. "What do you think was in that serum?" Lana asks. "I have no idea," Clark says, very forced. He walks out as teenybopper music plays. Lana looks after him, thinking, "Freakin' liar." For once, she's right.
Next week: I collapse in a heap from recapping too many episodes in a row. Also, Papa Luthor is up to no good. And Lana might get shot!