Smallville
Smallville

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Omar G: B- | 569 USERS: C+
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Laz 'R Us

The Barnness of Pet Sematarytude. Brotherman apologizes to Clark for getting worked up over, you know, death and stuff. As they're talking, they hear a noise at the door. Deadbro, wearing a dirty white t-shirt, stands at the door. "It's me, runt," he says. He stinks of the grave! Well, he would if he'd been buried. Brotherman and Deadbro hug. Clark has to ruin the moment by saying that Clark and Brotherman both saw Deadbro die. "I guess they were wrong," says Deadbro. Oh, well, that's a perfectly reasonable -- heeeeey! Deadbro says that all he knows is that he woke up in a lab, and that a woman with a needle "the size of Kansas" was standing over him. Oh, that's just a Thursday night for Andy Dick. Clark suggests that they take Deadbro to the hospital. Nope. He doesn't want anymore hospitals or labs. He's like me! Deadbro says they have to get "off the radar." He thinks somebody's following them. Clark asks where the lab is. Deadbro blinks really hard. He says it's somewhere in Metropolis. All these questions are making him woozy. His eye starts to bleed. Ew! My eyes sometimes do that on the hospital scenes. He doubles over and falls, starting to shake and groan. Brotherman yells for Clark to help. Clark stands there, thinking, "I wonder what Lana's up to today." Mighty powers of restraint!

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