Clark asks Chloe whether she has found anything new, but he isn't very specific. It's all right; Chloe speaks Dumb Alien. She says there've been mysterious occurrences all over the world. She pulls out a red folder and hands it to Clark, saying, "It's like the Wall of Weird went global." Yekshimash! Chloe says the worst attack was on a small village in the Kashmir region of India. Apparently, a Led Zeppelin song tore the place apart. She says the entire village was nearly destroyed. Clark has lost his appetite for salad tossing. He reads from the folder and says that the villagers saw something fall from the sky the night before. It was an old UPN satellite. Clark says that night was the same night he escaped from the Phantom Zone. MamaKent comes to the table where Clark and Chloe are sitting and asks if he thinks something else escaped. "Like that park ranger," Chloe says. Chloe suggests that she and Clark go to the Fortress to see if Jarnelle can help track down the "Zoners." Yeah, I tried to hang out with the Zoners in high school, but they were so fake, man. Chloe has got some big hair issues this week. She has Soccer Mom Hair. "Zoners?" Clark asks. Chloe says that "escaped super criminals from the Phantom Zone" is a bit of a mouthful. So's Clark. Clark says the Fortress is dead and that there's no way to contact Jarnelle. Clark mutters that he should have listened to his dad. Chloe asks what he would have done; would he have killed Lex to get Zod out of his body? "You're not a murderer, Clark," MamaKent says reassuringly. I beg to differ, but whatever. Clark says that the people in that Indian village might have died because of his actions and adds that he needs to know for sure. Well, why don't you run your ass to India and go see? Chloe says they need to find more crater impacts like the one Clark made when he came back from the Zone. She says their best bet would be to find satellite images. MamaKent says all the satellites were down on Dark Thursday. Chloe says that a few owned by Queen Industries were still operational. If she can get access codes to the satellites, she might be able to see what came down before the village attack. "Oliver Queen still owes me one," Clark says. Chloe doesn't think to ask why that would be. Clark says that it's time to collect.
Episode Report CardOmar G: B- | 616 USERS: C+
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