Stately Luthor Manor. A purple-shirted Lex is on the computer. He's looking at some security footage from the museum. Something blurs across the screen -- a fast-motion Clark. Boobs comes up behind Lex, who looks supremely annoyed. She slips a hand in his shirt, Napoleon-style. She asks if he's coming to bed. Does she just sit around and wait for sex all day? "In a minute," Lex says. She's wearing the grossest green and red negligee ever. It's something even Frederick's of Hollywood would be too mortified to sell. Lex leans in closer to the monitor. He pauses a frame. We see a blurry, somewhat Clark-shaped figure from the overhead camera. Too bad it's not a close-up of Clark's crotch. Then Lex would definitely be able to identify what he was seeing. We go to blackout.
Next week: another rerun, and then a steady stream of HoYay! goodness for the rest of the season.