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            <title>Smallville - The Big, Gay Cold Shoulder</title>
            <description>Arctic: Clark and Lex have a final confrontation in the Fortress of Solitude and seven years of sexual tension brings the whole house down. Also, Lana wakes up from her coma, Chloe gets arrested (again) and Brainiac bites the dust.</description>
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            <title>Smallville - &apos;Torso,&apos; They Say</title>
            <description>Quest: Lex and Clark both get sliced up about the chest in a crazy game of Kryptonian symbol body art. Lex wins, though, because he finds the last piece of the puzzle before he finds Clark&apos;s secret. The chest stabbing was worth it!</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 09:16:28 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Smallville - It&apos;s a Wonderful Life (But Not Such a Wonderful Show)</title>
            <description>Apocalypse: Clark learns what would happen if he had never made it all the way to Earth. It&apos;s the end of the world. Self-centered, much?</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 13:51:01 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Smallville - Double-O-Lame-O</title>
            <description>Sleeper: Jimmy plays James Bond, or at least a watered-down-martini version. Lex finally gets to Zurich and Clark and Chloe try to wrap their heads around time travel. Can they go back in time and fix Season Seven?.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:51:56 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Smallville - Farewell, Sweet Bastard</title>
            <description>Descent: The Magnificent Bastard Papa Luthor goes to that great billionaire&apos;s mansion in the sky. Or maybe it&apos;s an overheated condo down below. We&apos;re still deciding.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:33:51 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Smallville - Veritas</title>
            <description>Veritas: Braniac ruins Clark&apos;s week by making Lana a zombie. More so.</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:19:33 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Smallville - Traveler</title>
            <description>Traveler: Clark is Krypto-Tasered and stuck in a cage, courtesy of once-again-evil Papa Luthor.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:59:25 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Smallville - Re-re-Pete</title>
            <description>Hero: Pete Ross returns to chew bubble gum and kick some ass. But not so much with the kicking the ass.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:16:02 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Smallville - Motor City Madness</title>
            <description>Fracture: Lex tracks down Kara in Detroit, gets shot (again), and receives an unwelcome visitor when Clark lurks inside his brain.</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 09:38:43 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Smallville - Canary In A Coal Mine</title>
            <description>Siren: Black Canary can&apos;t do much to liven a darkening season, but she can rock the fishnets, at least.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:29:32 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Smallville - Stone Face/Off</title>
            <description>Persona: Bizarro Clark falls in love with Lana and learns too late that it&apos;s a horrible way to be.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:45:29 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Smallville - Clone Wars</title>
            <description>Gemini: An early version of the Boy Editor clone wants revenge on Lex.</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:39:32 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Smallville - Follow Me. Zor-Else!</title>
            <description>Blue: Clark recreates his birth mother with a crystal, but also releases hammy, evil Zor-El. Nice one, Clark.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 06:14:33 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Smallville - Hell Hath No Lana...</title>
            <description>Wrath: ...like the one who gets Clark&apos;s powers and goes all evil on everyone, but still plays innocent.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:46:14 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Smallville - Tell Lara I Love Her</title>
            <description>Lara: Clark finally finds his birth mother, and, handily, her DNA.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 15:42:10 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Smallville - Meta-stasized</title>
            <description>Action: The show looks inward as comic-book adaptations and crazy fanboys wreak havoc on the peaceful town.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:47:08 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Smallville - Immortal Begrudged</title>
            <description>Cure: Dean Cain appears as an everlasting surgeon who can cure the meteor-infected.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:25:17 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Smallville - You Better Work It, Supergirl</title>
            <description>Fierce: Kara enters the Miss Sweet Corn contest. Madness, hysteria ensue.</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 16:30:39 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Smallville - Kara Chameleon</title>
            <description>Kara: Clark&apos;s Kryptonian cousin arrives, but should he trust her?</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:05:15 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Smallville - Sun Gave All</title>
            <description>Bizarro: The dam breaks and Clark fights Bizarro Clark with sunlight. We also meet a super new girl.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:33:24 -0500</pubDate>
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