Lair of Lex. A crate sits in his office with a label on the side: "OPAFBUT." Of the butt? Up the butt? Lex opens the crate with a silver crowbar. It's full of hay. It's his farmboy RealDoll! Also, there's an ornately-framed parchment in Middle Ages script. It's the first page from the book in Shrek. Lex smiles. "But where are the dildos I ordered?" he asks himself.