Smallville wants you to know you can collect all the alt-crap songs, including this truly awful one by "Von Ray," when the soundtrack comes out next year. Promotional consideration has been paid for Elektra, which is remarkable because figures in Greek tragedy typically don't allow their songs to be used on TV shows. Put the soundtrack on the CD shelf right next to the soundtracks to Buffy and Dawson's Creek that you never listen to.
Next week: Jonathan Taylor Thomas macks on both Lana and Chloe. I cut my eyes out with a pizza cutter.