Outside Lex's home. It's a foggy night. LexStalka' goes up to Lex with tears in her eyes and warbles, "I just wanted to feel close to you." Don't we all? Lex doesn't respond. She gets into a car where her and her family's things are packed. Stalker Mom goes up to Lex and apologizes. Lex says it's okay, and tells her to drive safely. After they leave, he pulls out a cell phone, dials, and says he wants to leave a message for Boobs McChesty. As he begins to walk, the phone is knocked out of his hand. Lex spins around. "Who's there?" he asks. "Is it you, Kevin Bacon?" A vapory shape appears in the fog and clocks Lex in the mouth. It disappears again, and we go to commercial.