Smallville

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Omar G: B | 622 USERS: C+
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Canary In A Coal Mine

In another part of the building, Black Canary (ironic name for a white chick?) lands dramatically from what must have been eight feet up. Was she stuck to the ceiling tiles? You know, when you're indoors, you really don't need to hop around like that. Save it for the rooftops, sister. There's a new sign that reads "LEX LUTHOR CEO." She walks toward the door by the sign, but Clark whooshes in and stands in her way. She thinks that Clark is one of "Green Bean's" little accomplices; now that he's tied up, Clark's out of work. Eh, not so much. Clark asks what Black Canary did with Oliver. She cocks her head to the side like a curious...canary, I guess. Clark says that Lex is the bad guy here. Black Canary says that even rich guys who buy the press deserve some justice. She's convinced that she's on the right side, even as she calls Clark "Studboy." The stud boy? Really? She lets slip that she knows Green Arrow's real identity. Clark warns her to do her research. He asks why a rich person like Oliver would waste his time stealing files from Lex: "What line did Lex feed you?" Black Canary looks confused for a moment, and then says that Lex told her they were stealing trade secrets from his plants. Clark guesses that she doesn't know what was in those factories. She tries to walk past Clark. He stops her and asks Oliver's location. Dude, have you tried his apartment? Because he's right there. She tries to spin-kick Clark in the chest, but it just rebounds her backward. She falls and slides. Clark disappears and reappears in front of her. Black Canary does her sonic growl. Clark unwisely uses his superhearing to blast his own eardrums. He holds his hands over his ears, in pain. Everything goes bright and slow-motion. Clark falls. It hurts so much. It's like hearing Al and Miles talk about future plans for the show. Make it stop! It finally does. Clark's ear is bleeding, improbably.

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