Clock tower at night. Lois is in an elevator. She's muttering to herself like a crazy woman...which...I guess...she is! The elevator door opens on Oliver's penthouse, where he's walking around without a shirt. Lois is like, "Whu whu whu WOW!" She breathes heavily and tells herself this is gonna be harder than she thought. Uh, Lois? We can hear you. So can Oliver. She walks right up to him and slaps him across the face, tellign him that's for breaking her heart. Aren't you dating Boy Editor, Lois? Who just died? Shouldn't you be mourning or something? Wasn't his death pretty public for an ace reporter not to know about it? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS DAMN SHOW!? "Really?" asks Oliver. He says it feels more like it was for not calling when he got back into town. Lois tells him that slap will come when he least expects it. What are you, the Slap Bet Commissioner, now? Lois asks Oliver to put on a shirt. She notices a candlelit dinner all set up nearby, and thinks that's why he removed her from his speed dial. Oliver, who has put on a shirt but refuses to button it up, asks how Lois's habit of jumping to conclusions is working out for her. Lois says that it's a huge time-saver. Oliver says that the dinner was for Lois: he knew she'd come. And if she hadn't, he'd have been on her doorstep. He's pretty talented to be able to transport dinner and a bunch of lit candles. Oliver says that he missed Lois. Good God, why? He starts to put the moves on her and get up close. Lois pretends that his moves won't work, but she says his whole shirtless routine was dead-on. Oliver says that she was all he could think about. They kiss. Briefly. Then they do it again. Lois notices Fishnet over on the balcony. She gets mad and thinks Oliver was hiding Fishnet. Oliver tells Lois to get down. They dive as Fishet lets out a might bellow that breaks all the windows. Glass flies everywhere. Even the windows hiding Oliver's Green Arrow arsenal shatter. Fishnet strides in. Oliver is unconscious. Lois tries to wake him up. As she sits up, she sees the weapons. Fishnet comes over and punches Lois in the face, knocking her out, too. Score one for leather and blondes!
Episode Report CardOmar G: B | 622 USERS: C+
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