Smallville

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Double-O-Lame-O

The Talon apartment. They drove all the way back to Smallville? Again? Jimmy wants to take Chloe to the hospital because he thinks she almost died. Chloe insists that she's fine. Jimmy demands an explanation of what just happened. Chloe asks him to look at his files. "Or should I say my files," she tells him. Aren't they the government's files? Chloe is mad that Jimmy stole from her. Jimmy says he was coerced by the feds. "Did you really think I was a government agent?" he asks. "Did you really think I was a terrorist spy?" she retorts. Eek. Touché. Jimmy says she didn't give him a choice. Jimmy says she had enough touchy information to start a nuclear war. Chloe scoffs, saying sarcastically that her plan was to nuke the whole thing and start over. If you're talking about doing that to the show, I'm totally in favor. Chloe, by the way, has no evidence of any bruising or blood, just a tiny, tiny scratch above her eyebrow. No puffy lip. No black eye. I guess she can heal herself. Chloe asks why Jimmy didn't just come to her like a normal boyfriend. He kind of tried, you know. Just sayin'. Jimmy says he's being lied to by the girl he thinks he's in love with. Chloe's expression softens. She admits she lied. She apologizes. Jimmy asks if this is the part where a sad song comes on and they break up again. I don't know, do you want to hook up your iPod to the Yaris and play a sad song for us? Wuss? Jimmy says he's not going to make it that easy this time. What, are you gonna play some Dave Matthews? That would make things more difficult, for sure. Chloe looks pained. Chloe says they're going to find her and lock her away regardless. She tells Jimmy to just fire away. She tells Jimmy to ask whatever he wants. He kisses her instead. Right on the bed. It's getting' horny up in here. He asks her if she wants that more than she wants Clark. Chloe answers by kissing back. They start making out. Jimmy interrupts to say that nobody's coming after them. "How?" Chloe asks. Jimmy says he's got his own secret about that. More kissing. They lay down on the bed as the incidental music ends on a flourish. Jimmy is giving her 007 right now.

Smallville

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