Clark's new monster truck at night. He pulls in to the Kent Farm. Clark yells for MamaKent and Bo Duke, saying that they have a big problem. Hmmm, things seem a little strange. There's fog, and the twitchy girl is standing by the picket fence. She's admiring the lilacs out front and says she loves them, and that her mother used to grow them for her. Clark asks where her family's at. "Listen," she says simply, with a tear in her eye. She asks Clark not to let "Him" take her again. "Who?" "The Traveler," she says. The Traveler? Travelin' Matt from Fraggle Rock? A candy-colored clown they call The Sandman? The guy who says "Can you hear me now?" on the phone commercials? Steve Martin in Planes, Trains & Automobiles? Clark asks how she knew his name. Suddenly, something sounds like it's bubbling. Twitchy totally has indigestion. Also, a stalker. She screams as a red hooded dude appears behind Clark. It's Spawn with no budget or chains. They do the camera trick where the foreground pulls forward as the background recedes. Clark goes over to this Traveler beeyatch and tries to grab it by the cloak. Its hands are rotten, in need of Palmolive. The Traveler sends Clark's happy ass traveling through the air and onto the back of another truck. Twitchy Girl whimpers. Traveler -- in a voice slightly lower than the movie trailer guy's --says that wherever she goes, he'll find her. He's like Daniel Day-Lewis in Last of the Mohicans. The girl screams. A lot. Clark just lies there. The Traveler wraps his long, icky arms around the girl as Clark runs over at normal speed. Clark grabs at the thing, but all he's left with is a red cloak. Magic, ladies and gentlemen! You've been a great audience, thanks for checking out the fill-in show at The Mirage. Let's pray for a speedy recovery for Roy and please tip your waitresses. "NOOOO!" Clark yells, and punches the ground. He sinks into it and falls right through. No wonder the farm keeps going bust. The crops must just sink down to China.